Talking to Men - Women of opposite sex

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that's the spirit ;) PLEASE keep the ideas coming

MegMarch said:
Ways to talk to or attract men:

1. Ask for his help: Pull over to the side of the road. Slash your car tire. Make sure you are wearing a dress. Wait for help to arrive.
2. Talk about your hobbies and passions: Football, Shooting guns, Cooking steak to perfection, Video Games
3. Lightly touch him: Pretend to be reaching for your pencil, without looking, to take notes on what he is saying as your hand lightly meets his.
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Right right and men that fall for it - you deserve that :D
And for a funny story - my cousin broke down on the side of the road and a guy pulled over and ran over and she ran away scared he was gonna rape her and she fell over and down a hill and had to get the guy to help her out of some barb wires... :D She had a nack for wonderful stories...

Also you forgot one of your hobbies! Being half naked while doing pillow fights with your other scarcely dressed model friends. And also cheering at beer pong. OH and cleaning in High heels.
 
so basically just lie and then trap them into marriage and take their granny hostage? That way they can't divorce you.
I am taking notes! xD
 
Heart_Melody said:
that's the spirit ;) PLEASE keep the ideas coming



Right right and men that fall for it - you deserve that :D
And for a funny story - my cousin broke down on the side of the road and a guy pulled over and ran over and she ran away scared he was gonna rape her and she fell over and down a hill and had to get the guy to help her out of some barb wires... :D She had a nack for wonderful stories...

Also you forgot one of your hobbies! Being half naked while doing pillow fights with your other scarcely dressed model friends. And also cheering at beer pong. OH and cleaning in High heels.
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You got it, girl. ;)

4. Take selfies of yourself in joggers.
5. Don't hold back from laughing when he makes the most hilarious jokes.
6. Remind him how handsome and fearless he is on the daily.
 
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MegMarch said:
You got it, girl. ;)

4. Take selfies of yourself in joggers.
5. Don't hold back from laughing when he makes the most hilarious jokes.
6. Remind him how handsome and fearless he is on the daily.
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Are you a Relationship Counselor? You should be!
 
Heart_Melody said:
so basically just lie and then trap them into marriage and take their granny hostage? That way they can't divorce you.
I am taking notes! xD
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Holding granny hostage seems a little impractical. If you learn how to make a good soft chocolate chip cookie he will never leave. The cleaning in high heels will lead to too many guilt enforced foot massages. The half naked pillow fights are only exciting when...ok...they’re always exciting!
 
So many great come backs in the thread here that I’ve suddenly found myself suffering from writers block😂.

That keeping granny hostage stuff was a bit on the scary side, though. I could vividly imagine myself locked up on the grounds of being a granny😁.
 
Susanna said:
So many great come backs in the thread here that I’ve suddenly found myself suffering from writers block😂.

That keeping granny hostage stuff was a bit on the scary side, though. I could vividly imagine myself locked up on the grounds of being a granny😁.
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You wouldn't mind if it was me, though. :ROFL:;)
 
Susanna said:
So many great come backs in the thread here that I’ve suddenly found myself suffering from writers block😂.

That keeping granny hostage stuff was a bit on the scary side, though. I could vividly imagine myself locked up on the grounds of being a granny😁.
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granny eh? Is it presumptuous to think that you know how to bake a marriage fortifying chocolate chip cookie?
 
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Correct! Quarantining in the great white north, eh. I’m actually south of Detroit, Michigan, so not too north.
 
Please, brothers and sisters;
don't 'out-=sell' yourselves:
be TRUE to your Maker,
'The Giver and Taker of all we possess'.
 
Susanna said:
So many great come backs in the thread here that I’ve suddenly found myself suffering from writers block😂.

That keeping granny hostage stuff was a bit on the scary side, though. I could vividly imagine myself locked up on the grounds of being a granny😁.
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AW! Sorry didn't mean to scare you! Sooooo on another note - do you have a son that loves Jesus and is SINGLE??? LOL
 
Hungry said:
Holding granny hostage seems a little impractical. If you learn how to make a good soft chocolate chip cookie he will never leave. The cleaning in high heels will lead to too many guilt enforced foot massages. The half naked pillow fights are only exciting when...ok...they’re always exciting!
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Well if he wants to stay cuz my granny-cookies then I can let granny go free after all - I was keeping her to force her grandson to stay put once I turn into an ogre.
 
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