The Ban Hammer

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I ban shiney for wanting to come to my birthday party in 1996. P.S. Spice Girls were probably involved.

Now I'm banning you for not inviting me. I like the spice girls. Too bad they only did two albums. They were beautiful and peppy. Now all pop has to offer is justin beiber.
 
Now I'm banning you for not inviting me. I like the spice girls. Too bad they only did two albums. They were beautiful and peppy. Now all pop has to offer is justin beiber.

I won't lie...every time I have made a profile on a dating website I have had to add "gotta get with my friends" as a prerequisite for a relationship... ;)
 
I won't lie...every time I have made a profile on a dating website I have to add "gotta get with my friends" as a prerequisite for a relationship... ;)

Ha ha. There is actually some good advice in the lyrics for guys. Im not gonna promise I'll always be there, but there truly is no need to say I love you because it would be better left unsaid :p. I can't dance so unfortunately I can't do nothing for you baby.

I ban you for quoting wannabe when there are so many better songs to quote
 
Ha ha. There is actually some good advice in the lyrics for guys. Im not gonna promise I'll always be there, but there truly is no need to say I love you because it would be better left unsaid :p. I can't dance so unfortunately I can't do nothing for you baby.

I ban you for quoting wannabe when there are so many better songs to quote

I ban you for chastising me for not listening to more Spice Girls. Obviously Backstreet Boys had more going on. Now quit playing games with my heart. Just kidding...everybody knows I want it that way. That's all I have to give. <exit stage left>
 
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*read the title*

"Ban Hammer"?

What the heck's a Ban Hammer?

I just came here to vote someone off the island...
 
I ain't never gonna ban Miss Melita!!! ♥ I'll ban myself before I ban that lovely lady of God! :o
 
i ban kim because she never gave me a snocone :p

Well let me tell you what happened...

I was on my way to bring you one, and...

I got hungry. But good intentions have to count for something! And I was thinking of you the whole time!

Maybe I'll just bring you a penguin instead. At least I won't be tempted into eat a penguin.