The Bouquet List

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Huh, I did not know there were pastors-for-hire!
Are they the same as Hire-a-hubby? Or a related enterprise.

How can you wed at home? My narrow hallway only fits one person at a time.
lanolin, you is a phunnneee ladeeeee! no, not really hire, i should have said that the pastor does get paid to marry people. it's about $150 to $300. he can stay, if he wishes, to dine with the newly weds & social with them.
 
Huh, I did not know there were pastors-for-hire!
Are they the same as Hire-a-hubby? Or a related enterprise.

How can you wed at home? My narrow hallway only fits one person at a time.
you're living room!
 
What's on your bouquet list?

The things you wish to do before you ...toss the bouquet?
Or.. rather...who? The people you wish to thank or see?

💐 ...
💐 ...
💐.....
💐...

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I don't really have anything I want to do before I get married.

Kind of takes the starch out of the entire idea of a bachelor party though...
 
And...no flowers?
How can you have no flowers? So, do they wed holding empty buckets??? Is that to put the cash in to buy a bigger house?
no, the wife holds a plunger upside down for people to put money in & the husband holds an old toilet bowl for people to put money in!
 
I don't really have anything I want to do before I get married.

Kind of takes the starch out of the entire idea of a bachelor party though...
Well what about your hen? She'll be having a good time out and you'll just be playing video games at home...
 
lanolin, you is a phunnneee ladeeeee! no, not really hire, i should have said that the pastor does get paid to marry people. it's about $150 to $300. he can stay, if he wishes, to dine with the newly weds & social with them.
How much for a sermon?
 
We are gathered here today...to get married...or else!

( I don't know what the 'else' is...it will be left to our imaginations what happens to single people who never marry)
 
People will be lining up with their $666 or how ever much it costs to get married.
 
We are gathered here today...to get married...or else!

( I don't know what the 'else' is...it will be left to our imaginations what happens to single people who never marry)
or else, the house will be empty!