The CC Singles Retirement Home
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sign me up. i'll be in my room, pounding away at what is now referred to as an "ancient" computer and trying to remember that the bra goes on the inside, not the outside of my clothes, swilling juice and geritol and trying to push it on everyone else to try.
Here are some possible names for our Senior's Home:
1. CC's Seniors (CC standing for Crusty Characters)
2. Antiques R' Us
3. Last Stop Senior's Shop
4. Senile and Lovin' It
5. The Gray Mane (because we'll all have gray hair!!!)
6. The Living-Fossils Museum
7. Shady Pines (it seems like in real life every other Senior's Home is actually named Shady Pines - is that a law or something???)
1. CC's Seniors (CC standing for Crusty Characters)
2. Antiques R' Us
3. Last Stop Senior's Shop
4. Senile and Lovin' It
5. The Gray Mane (because we'll all have gray hair!!!)
6. The Living-Fossils Museum
7. Shady Pines (it seems like in real life every other Senior's Home is actually named Shady Pines - is that a law or something???)
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persNickety
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but... but.. its an awesome Idea... we'd have so much fun
Better thread idea than submission/ modesty threads XD
as if!!! i'm specifically saving the whole purple/pink/magenta color range for my twilight years. or next year, which ever comes first
true. if there's one thing i learned during the year i worked in the office at a nursing home is that neither of those topics seem to be a priority once you move in.
talk about being scarred for life.
A CC Singles Retirement Home?!? O.O;
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I have been gone for far TOO LONG
Everyone in the Single's Forum has turned past 60, and i'm still a cute itty-bitty 11 year old 
*please, don't burst this crazy gal's bubble, folks she's lost her meds, so this is her only way to stay in her "happy place" 
*
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I have been gone for far TOO LONG
Everyone in the Single's Forum has turned past 60, and i'm still a cute itty-bitty 11 year old *please, don't burst this crazy gal's bubble, folks
she's lost her meds, so this is her only way to stay in her "happy place" *
A CC Singles Retirement Home?!? O.O;
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I have been gone for far TOO LONG
*please, don't burst this crazy gal's bubble, folks
Oh no, "Crazy-On-Legs" just moved into our Senior's Home.
Hide your sanity, folks, because AzureAfire is here to steal it from you!!!
We'll put her in one of the rooms in the "wing of the home nobody talks about"!!!
Hmm...so me and Descyple's Nursing Home "Fate" has been pretty much predicted
Well, if i do turn into that awesome silvery age (had to make that getting old sound really cool XD), and live in a home for the "awesome" oldies with Descyple (for which i will keep asking myself if the world is being cruel, or just trying to be funny XD), i'd definitely make sure that by that time i have:
1) Mastered Kung Fu, so that i could effectively counterstrike Descyple's ice cream swiping maneuvers
2) Awesome white hair (like Dante in Devil May Cry), that i will try to make really shiny and pretty (because i want to
hey, i'm a crazy girl who'd like to look crazy old AND crazy beautiful but, it can serve it's other purpose of blindingly dazzling Descyple's eyes from taking my ice cream when i go out for walks during the day - with ice cream in tow!)3) Prepared a collection of bad poetry to finally beat Descyple in that "I'm Not A Poet..." Thread, and finally get to wear my crown as Worst CC Poet
4) Bought all the awesome video games i want to beat Descyple at
Yup...our war runs deep...BEYOND ice cream!!!
Hey, Descyple!!!
it'd be awesome to steal all your ice cream while those geriatric bunnies do their hops in the water. But i always LOVE challenges i'll join in the aerobics while i plan my next cool attack!!! (gotta stretch my wrinkly gams then, while i'm at it!!! XD)
Hmm...so me and Descyple's Nursing Home "Fate" has been pretty much predicted
Well, if i do turn into that awesome silvery age (had to make that getting old sound really cool XD), and live in a home for the "awesome" oldies with Descyple (for which i will keep asking myself if the world is being cruel, or just trying to be funny XD), i'd definitely make sure that by that time i have:
1) Mastered Kung Fu, so that i could effectively counterstrike Descyple's ice cream swiping maneuvers
2) Awesome white hair (like Dante in Devil May Cry), that i will try to make really shiny and pretty (because i want to
3) Prepared a collection of bad poetry to finally beat Descyple in that "I'm Not A Poet..." Thread, and finally get to wear my crown as Worst CC Poet
4) Bought all the awesome video games i want to beat Descyple at
Yup...our war runs deep...BEYOND ice cream!!!
Hey, Descyple!!!
Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, is it at all possible for me to be transferred to a different Senior's Home???
I suddenly fear for my life!!!
Nope it's like the Hotel California. You can check in any time you like but you can never leave..... mwahahahaha
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Shouryu
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OH.
MY.
GLOB.
YOU WIN EVERTHING FOR KNOWING BUBBA HO-TEP.
*pounce-tackle-hugs*
Marry me!
Angie's right, though. I probably would still be lifting. Don't know about the gym bunnies checking me out, though. And some of you have to admit, I'd probably spend a good chunk of time in the kitchen, too. If I'm still spry, I could chase Uggs and Pipp out of there to get some real cooking done.
And you know that any idea that involves me being in the same room with all of you ends with me flirting with all the women all the time, and not being able to make up my mind. Of course, if Jules doesn't go grey, she might have an advantage. Maybe.
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persNickety
Guest
Nursing home wedding!! LoveNeverFails shall do the music, Pipp the cake, GreenNnice shall perform the ceremony and Tintin will walk the bride down the aisle while wearing his authentic elvish cloak.
I intend to hack into the intercom system. Every time Shour forgets to take his medicine, 12-tone music will start to flood the halls.
(but for the wedding I will perform a Disney medley)
CAAAAAAAAN YOU FEEEEEEEEEL THE LOOOOOOOOOVE TONIIIIIIGHT
(but for the wedding I will perform a Disney medley)
CAAAAAAAAN YOU FEEEEEEEEEL THE LOOOOOOOOOVE TONIIIIIIGHT