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jesuschrist13
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I want to start off by saying that there are some things that are and are not real, but we still believe in them. Well I'm going to explain this to you as much as I can. First, I will tell you things that are not real. Then, I will tell you things that were real. Last, I will tell you things that are real. So without further ado, let's get on with it, shall we?
First, I am going to tell you things that are not real and why they are not real. UFOs are not real because there is no way a flying saucer the size of a Frisbee is going to hover over your head and abduct you. Mermaids are not real because there is no real sign of them having fish tails. Unicorns and pegasi (plural for Pegasus) are not real because horses do not have horns on their foreheads, and they cannot fly. Zombies are not real because there is no way a person who dies turns into a zombie at midnight and come out of the grave to hypnotize you (sorry Michael Jackson).
Second, I will tell you things that were real and why they were real. Vikings were real because they were in medieval times before the 20th and 21st centuries. Dinosaurs were real because they existed in the Jurassic period (which pretty much explains why there are displays of dinosaur bones in museums).
Finally, I will tell you the things that are real. Somewhere out there there is something that is real that people don't believe in. Sasquatch. Bigfoot. I believe that bigfoot is hidden somewhere but he doesn't want to show himself. God is real because even though He is not here, He sent his son Jesus to die for our sins. Most people don't believe in him, but He is out there.
And this concludes my speech about what is real and not real. Anything I miss comment below. Peace.
First, I am going to tell you things that are not real and why they are not real. UFOs are not real because there is no way a flying saucer the size of a Frisbee is going to hover over your head and abduct you. Mermaids are not real because there is no real sign of them having fish tails. Unicorns and pegasi (plural for Pegasus) are not real because horses do not have horns on their foreheads, and they cannot fly. Zombies are not real because there is no way a person who dies turns into a zombie at midnight and come out of the grave to hypnotize you (sorry Michael Jackson).
Second, I will tell you things that were real and why they were real. Vikings were real because they were in medieval times before the 20th and 21st centuries. Dinosaurs were real because they existed in the Jurassic period (which pretty much explains why there are displays of dinosaur bones in museums).
Finally, I will tell you the things that are real. Somewhere out there there is something that is real that people don't believe in. Sasquatch. Bigfoot. I believe that bigfoot is hidden somewhere but he doesn't want to show himself. God is real because even though He is not here, He sent his son Jesus to die for our sins. Most people don't believe in him, but He is out there.
And this concludes my speech about what is real and not real. Anything I miss comment below. Peace.