THE NEVER KNOWING STORY!

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lighthousejohn said:
"Do you remember the story about that girl that was put under a spell by that demon. She was turned into a wolf.
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(EEEEKKK)

The demon was a special type of demon...the initials it went by were P.M.S., Purely Mean Soul...
 
She wolf was hungry, and took the hamburger from CCG...then, unexpectedly, she pounced on CCG and ATE her!!!!
 
But then She wolf felt bad and gently "took out" CCG and placed her on the floor and apologized profusely for being so rude and under the rule of the wicked P.M.S.
 
"P.M.S. cast the spell because iliveforHim always played billy rock music."
 
John held on to one of she-wolf's ears, CCG held on to the other, and the three walked hand-in-ear-in-ear-in-hand down the yellow brick road, where they found three...
 
"They had big ears and small tiny feet and noses that constantly twitched"
 
Their eyes were big and blue. When they looked at us, we felt like we were not even there.
 
But they continued walking because they knew they must! Their fates depended on it, suddenly, the earth began to tremble under their feet, and as they looked down, the ground began to crack beneath them, then...
 
...they checked their watches and saw that it was 11:17 P.M. They looked at each other...She wolf said, I have to get up early tomorrow for work, I mean, to hunt, so I'm outti, I'll be back tomorrow...She-wolf layed down on the grass and fell asleep, that left CCG and John to face the emminent danger...then,
 
John looked at CCG and said, You got it, I have business I have to take care of. I will be back tomorrow. Be safe.
 
So CCG went down the yellow brick road on her own unsure and uncertain about what was going to happen next.
 
the next thing that happened was - someone farted

ooops, sorry

wrong thread
 
The humongous fart woke up the she wolf...she wrinkled her nose and said: "
 
"Who is the bloke that has been eating beans?" She tried to find him but
 
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