THINKING SOMEONE LIKES YOU WHEN THEY ACTUALLY DON'T

[Encouragement]

This job is proving to be quite stressful

I may need to take my holidays. Panda may have to fill in for me.

I believe you can it perfectly well..You're stronger than you think.
Make and drink tea.
Make some virtue cakes
look after a sack of spanners
Eat some your cakes
Answer the phone twice a day
keep mis camel and that obsessive woman happy.
That's it.
with 80 days holiday..you got the best deal ever.
Panda is booked for "food counselling"

 

[Ruby123]

here is your new replacement

 

[Moses_Young]

Who has to fill out a form??

Encouragement. If he wants a bride, he needs to fill out a form, no?

 

[Ruby123]

Encouragement. If he wants a bride, he needs to fill out a form, no?

He's filled out all the forms. I just have to find her. He keeps knocking back the ones I find for him. He is too fussy

 

[Encouragement]

here is your new replacement

Sorry ruby123 but theres not enough space within our company to be having two flake wig wearing individuals..you know the rules....

Plus I know "miss pinkie"..(cat secretary who wears a pink wig)...great typing skills.
she models herself off Jessica rabbit from the movie who framed roger rabbit..

 

[Encouragement]

He's filled out all the forms. I just have to find her. He keeps knocking back the ones I find for him. He is too fussy

...well is not that fussy but those you recommended are health hazards..How could I date miss camel who throws her teeth implants at people when hes unhappy?
And that other woman whose 8foot tall who goes wrong thinking shes an umbrella?..
Surely you want me to be happy right?

 

[Moses_Young]

He's filled out all the forms. I just have to find her. He keeps knocking back the ones I find for him. He is too fussy

Are you sure he's really interested? Sometimes, people will complete the form and use "fussiness" as an excuse when you find Miss Right. Is there any contractual way we can oblige him to accept your (presumably excellent) selection/s?

 

[IToreTheSky]

LoL ok so here's the deal with these postings of violence towards various foods
It's not the food,but the people handling or preparing the food that get on my nerves. I know that I shouldn't take out my frustrations on the food but it's better than going to jail for assaulting someone.
I am a peaceful panda nowadays and have learned with the help of God to control my panda rage. LoL
Let it be known that food has never wronged me nor do I have any inner turmoil regarding such nom nom noms.

 

[Butterflyyy]

 

[Encouragement]

Are you sure he's really interested? Sometimes, people will complete the form and use "fussiness" as an excuse when you find Miss Right. Is there any contractual way we can oblige him to accept your (presumably excellent) selection/s?

But if I accept those recommendations by Ruby123 I would go insane and our business would fall apart.
One of these women throws her detachable teeth at people when shes unhappy.
Another one is as tall as a room and goes around thinking shes an umbrella.
One has an unhealthy obsession with chest wigs and enhanced whitened teeth!
I mean....seriously..
I think Ruby123 means well and has good Intentions for sure..
what is a guy to do?

 

[Lanolin]

But if I accept those recommendations by Ruby123 I would go insane and our business would fall apart.
One of these women throws her detachable teeth at people when shes unhappy.
Another one is as tall as a room and goes around thinking shes an umbrella.
One has an unhealthy obsession with chest wigs and enhanced whitened teeth!
I mean....seriously..
I think Ruby123 means well and has good Intentions for sure..
what is a guy to do?

fast fwd twenty years in the future when we will all be flying our personal flying cars and might not even need tires. Im sorry you were made redundant, nothing I can do about that, but think of the opportunties.

Unicorns also might make a comeback.

 

[Encouragement]

LoL ok so here's the deal with these postings of violence towards various foods
It's not the food,but the people handling or preparing the food that get on my nerves. I know that I shouldn't take out my frustrations on the food but it's better than going to jail for assaulting someone.
I am a peaceful panda nowadays and have learned with the help of God to control my panda rage. LoL
Let it be known that food has never wronged me nor do I have any inner turmoil regarding such nom nom noms.

well thanks for clearing that up...phew..so in view of this new disclosure should all food products be kept in steel cages fastened to the wall at ALL times to protect them from being totally trashed by you incase someone does something wrong relating to food?
Imagine ruining a my beautiful expensive wedding cake on the day of my wedding just coz you saw someone dip a cracker into a dip the wrong way?...could you "really" control your panda rage??
Ruby123,myself,whoever the bride will be plus all the other guests wouldn't be impressed panda!.

 

[Encouragement]

fast fwd twenty years in the future when we will all be flying our personal flying cars and might not even need tires. Im sorry you were made redundant, nothing I can do about that, but think of the opportunties.

Unicorns also might make a comeback.

lol..well in 25 years time I would of most definitely me married to my dearest wife and the company would of evolved to keep up with growing trends...we could be a flying car navigation system modification specialist..
If unicorns made a come that would be ace..I could offer "unicorn horn and hoof shining services"..my business eye is always seeking to seize an appropriate opportunity ..

 

[Lanolin]

a new solution to the cracker and dip problem
Crumble all the crackers into the dip, mix it up and serve the dips in little cups with a spoon. No need for more crackers, or even a plate as they are already dipped.

 

[Encouragement]

a new solution to the cracker and dip problem
Crumble all the crackers into the dip, mix it up and serve the dips in little cups with a spoon. No need for more crackers, or even a plate as they are already dipped.

Yes thats one possible solution..
one problem..
If panda wasn't happy with the way the crackers were being handled whist crumbling then into the dip.....
what's the words of that song again..
"There maybe trouble ahead....🎙🎙

 

[IToreTheSky]

No worries. I won't ruin your wedding day, nor will I rage out on any food items... Oh and I never double dip a chip or "crisp" ... Ever! LoL unless it's my dip and I'm the only one eating it.

 

[up]

God/Jesus = loves me and I love

 

[Encouragement]

No worries. I won't ruin your wedding day, nor will I rage out on any food items... Oh and I never double dip a chip or "crisp" ... Ever! LoL unless it's my dip and I'm the only one eating it.

Sounds good to me. ...
So you never double dip...really unless its your own one.....
well let's just hope no one reaches across to share it coz...you might erupt..

 

[IToreTheSky]

The only eruption you'll get from me is of I crank up a guitar solo by Eddie Van Halen.

 

[tourist]

Encouragement. If he wants a bride, he needs to fill out a form, no?

Something like that. It is part of the beginning of trying to establish a relationship. There will be questions and, hopefully, truthful answers.