This just in... Florida man....

[Lynx]

Florida man claims to have been cured of a deadly disease by taking a bath in a legendary river. Claims a faith healer gave him directions to it.

 

[Lynx]

Remember the Florida guy who was thrown in jail for molesting Potiphar's wife? He's back, and you won't believe what he's up to now!

 

[Magenta]

Florida man left with a limp after wrestling with angel.

 

[JohnDB]

Florida Man Holds Picnic in the Wilderness....Feeds 5,000 After Stealing Little Boys Lunch. Leftovers to be given to charity.

 

[Lynx]

Florida man reconciles with estranged twin brother after years and fears, finds out brother still loves him. "Yeah he cheated me," says brother, "But that was years ago and... he's still my bro, ya know?"

 

[Robertt]

Breaking into your usual programs

Florida men seen gathering in an upper room , reports of self harm as they Set themselves on fire . More news to follow

 

[epicnerpmada]

Florida man stays married to whore-wife after she cheated on him multiple times, he says, "God's telling me she's the one."

 

[Dino246]

Florida man runs away naked after friend's arrest!

 

[Robertt]

meanwhile in Florida drunken revellers heard speaking foreign languages

 

[TabinRivCA]

Florida man arrives in Georgia after 40 year journey.

 

[Lanolin]

Florida Man indicted for causing city walls to fall down, claims he wasnt involved in construction

 

[Robertt]

Florida man seen walking naked through his garden , claims he was unaware he had no clothes on , eyewitness reports from neighbour with a large tattoo of serpent on his chest.

 

[Robertt]

FLorida man found making wine during a wedding. All the guests complain that the store bought wine is not as good as the Home made version

 

[Robertt]

Florida man kills his brother and when we asked police why he killed brother they response was " becaues he as Able "

 

[Robertt]

This just in from our Florida office.

A Florida man escorted away from a Gay Pride march after his wife was assaulted !

 

[Robertt]

Breaking newsSSSSSS

Florida man found outside the collapsed walls of major middle east city. He claims he just blew a horn and the walls fell down.

 

[Lanolin]

I dont know about Florida Man, but in nz Taranaki Man is more outrageous, he gets pummelled with pies and hockey sticks

though its more likely that giant Taranaki Man is pelted by stones by 'scrawny farmhand'

while beefy heavyweight champ Florida man just got bad hair cut by Florida woman, and now claims he cant compete in next weeks strongest man Florida beach contest