I hate it when somebody else comes up with a better mash-up than I can. I hate it even more when I am compelled to "like" it. But that WAS pretty good.Tommy, what would you do for love?
Dating a physically unattractive person
You don't have to pray about it
Be content with what you have
"There's Always a Reason to Smile... What's Yours?"
"Pain in Buttock."
(Perhaps in this case, it would actually be more of a grimace than an actual smile.)