Top 5 Quickest Ways to Get Dumped by Me

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NodMyHeadLikeYeah said:
If he starts to smother me. If i don't answer the phone the first time you called, it's probably for a good reason, so that doesn't mean call me and text me 20 times in the next five minutes.
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I should have known about this post sooner, i really flopped big time :D It may be over now :(
 
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HOLLY! ANSWER ME PLEEESE!!! DO YOU HATE CLINGY PEOPLE? WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME???
 
1. Family issues. I realize that some people are simply dealt some bad cards when it comes to family members, but that doesn't mean I have to marry them. I dated a girl who never had a real father. Trust me, it was something I ended up regreting many times.

2. Lies.

3. Being politically calculative.

4. Showing hatred or indifference toward those who have retardations.

5. Not finding any humor in Monty Python or Peter Sellers movies.
 
Jullianna said:
- Talking to me like a child. I'll look up to you. I'll respect you, but I'm not 12. I'm not a girl. I'm not an idiot. I'm a woman.

- Playing games. If you ask me for my number and I give it to you, and then you do that waiting three days before calling me garbage, don't expect me to be thrilled about answering. Games are for kids.

- I don't want to hear all about your ex GFs. Let the past be the past. Move on already.
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And especially the ex wife.
 
Ritter said:
1. Family issues. I realize that some people are simply dealt some bad cards when it comes to family members, but that doesn't mean I have to marry them. I dated a girl who never had a real father. Trust me, it was something I ended up regreting many times.

2. Lies.

3. Being politically calculative.

4. Showing hatred or indifference toward those who have retardations.

5. Not finding any humor in Monty Python or Peter Sellers movies.
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Oh, number 5 will definitely have to go in my list somewhere. I can hardly be FRIENDS with someone like that, let alone a soulmate.
 
If a girl reminds me of my mother it really creeps me out. That kills any feelings I have so quick. Hahaha.

Dumped by me... rofl.
 
hmm... things that will get you dumped by me:

1. Being the clubbing type
2. Enjoying shows like jersey shore or gossip girls and the like
3. Listening to bad music
4. Being overly bleeding hearted
5. being overly controlling
6. cheating
7. lying
8. bleaching your hair
 
What if she picks her nose in your living room and just flicks it? (are we done yet?)

What if she tells you that she knows how to drive stick but, while driving away in your car grinds second gear into oblivion?

What if she breaks in to your house at 4am because she wants to snuggle?

What if desecrates a bathroom worse than any man ever could?

What if she pulls a knife out and tries to stab you, just to see what you will do?
 
Liamson said:
What if she picks her nose in your living room and just flicks it? (are we done yet?)

What if she tells you that she knows how to drive stick but, while driving away in your car grinds second gear into oblivion?

What if she breaks in to your house at 4am because she wants to snuggle?

What if desecrates a bathroom worse than any man ever could?

What if she pulls a knife out and tries to stab you, just to see what you will do?
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hahaha, i dont have any problem if he picks his nose.....but i dont stand that someone whistle

and then i think how incredible is that little things are so important sometimes

i have read in many places that marriages put as examples of things that cant stand the way that they put the toothpaste and wonder how many habits would i be ready to change if i marry....
 
5 deal breakers... (I was way less lenient with the relationships not based on love)

1. Gives me an excuse to justify being attracted to and looking at other women... I understand it's natural but I mean, it's wrong and preventable. If you want out of the addiction, fine, I will be totally supportive even if you mess up a biiillion times. I can find a man attractive but not be sexual attracted to them. I'm no super human lol so it's very possible.

2. Cheating without remorse... You can cheat and cheat numerous times if we love each other and you seriously have mental issues (you need to feel loved by all and you feel sex is the way, you are insecure, etc), but if you purposely do so and you just don't love me, it's over. Goodness, why don't people break up with their partner beforehand lol like WHY!?

3.Intentionally dismissing God from their lives... I understand that there are some who have yet to understand God, and some who have backslidden, but I'm talking about those who mock God and really don't desire to seek Him.

4. Being an angry hypocrite.... This just annoys me. It's not a deal breaker but it could turn into one over time. Specific example: I say something to my man that is misunderstood as lets say, jealousy... he ASSUMES I am jealous, flips out on me immediately for assuming something and for being jealous, says I should trust him and that I don't know him. Next day, he makes an actual jealous remark to me... I don't even get angry about that, assumes I'm doing things and starts to flip out on me for hurting him.

5. Wishy-washy syndrome....I like to have an actual commitment because I'm not about flings (they only cause pain or delay)... so if you aren't ready for commitment, don't tell me you are, and then you're not, on and off again. This confusion is extremely irritating. MAKE UP YOUR MIND. It really sucks when one day everything is going really well, then the next you are being ridiculed for no reason, or they take their anger from work out on you. They don't understand their own emotions.

Again, these are not totally deal breakers, but over time yes. I mean love is unconditional for the ONE God made you to be with. If these things happen due to lack of love, then, what's the point?

Bonus #6. Personality incompatibility.... everyone is different, but for me, if you're NOT: intellectual and logical with a balance of heart thinking, open minded with a balance of skepticism, creative and down to earth, then it's not that I dislike you, it just wont work.

<3
 
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Liamson said:
What if she picks her nose in your living room and just flicks it? (are we done yet?)

What if she tells you that she knows how to drive stick but, while driving away in your car grinds second gear into oblivion?

What if she breaks in to your house at 4am because she wants to snuggle?

What if desecrates a bathroom worse than any man ever could?

What if she pulls a knife out and tries to stab you, just to see what you will do?
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LOL...
As a girl, if he picked his nose and flicked it I'd think, "how gross, but at least he's not plucking his eyebrows"

I wouldn't care about the car thing, it's a man's toy

If my boyfriend broke in at 4am I'd be up for it... I love spontaneity and I'm a night owl, but if it happened every morning I'd be worried he's not getting enough sleep. If I didn't actually like the guy I'd hide.

Bathroom stuff is not an issue LOL

The stabbing thing...this one is somewhat funny to come across because I've been in that situation as of last night. It's the reason I joined this site for help, and this is the first thread I'm posting to. Sort of serious I know but I'm hopeful. Anyways, love is love, all mental issues aside. I'd seek help, but if this has been a reoccurring theme, then yeah, I'd run..fast.
 
PeaceOvLove47 said:
5 deal breakers... (I was way less lenient with the relationships not based on love)

1. Gives me an excuse to justify being attracted to and looking at other women... I understand it's natural but I mean, it's wrong and preventable. If you want out of the addiction, fine, I will be totally supportive even if you mess up a biiillion times. I can find a man attractive but not be sexual attracted to them. I'm no super human lol so it's very possible.

2. Cheating without remorse... You can cheat and cheat numerous times if we love each other and you seriously have mental issues (you need to feel loved by all and you feel sex is the way, you are insecure, etc), but if you purposely do so and you just don't love me, it's over. Goodness, why don't people break up with their partner beforehand lol like WHY!?

3.Intentionally dismissing God from their lives... I understand that there are some who have yet to understand God, and some who have backslidden, but I'm talking about those who mock God and really don't desire to seek Him.

4. Being an angry hypocrite.... This just annoys me. It's not a deal breaker but it could turn into one over time. Specific example: I say something to my man that is misunderstood as lets say, jealousy... he ASSUMES I am jealous, flips out on me immediately for assuming something and for being jealous, says I should trust him and that I don't know him. Next day, he makes an actual jealous remark to me... I don't even get angry about that, assumes I'm doing things and starts to flip out on me for hurting him.

5. Wishy-washy syndrome....I like to have an actual commitment because I'm not about flings (they only cause pain or delay)... so if you aren't ready for commitment, don't tell me you are, and then you're not, on and off again. This confusion is extremely irritating. MAKE UP YOUR MIND. It really sucks when one day everything is going really well, then the next you are being ridiculed for no reason, or they take their anger from work out on you. They don't understand their own emotions.

Again, these are not totally deal breakers, but over time yes. I mean love is unconditional for the ONE God made you to be with. If these things happen due to lack of love, then, what's the point?

Bonus #6. Personality incompatibility.... everyone is different, but for me, if you're NOT: intellectual and logical with a balance of heart thinking, open minded with a balance of skepticism, creative and down to earth, then it's not that I dislike you, it just wont work.

<3
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*mind blown* :eek:

I sincerely wish there were more women like you. Because I think you "get it" in a lot of ways that most don't.
 
1) Not understanding that I'm a father, I have a son, and he takes precedence.
2) A lack of integrity
3) A bad heart
4) Thoughtlessness
5) Drunkenness.
 
Ritter said:
1. Family issues. I realize that some people are simply dealt some bad cards when it comes to family members, but that doesn't mean I have to marry them. I dated a girl who never had a real father. Trust me, it was something I ended up regreting many times.
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This should have been a red flag in my last relationship. Very broken home. Her two youngest sisters were quite rotten, her teen sister was a teen mother, her baby brother clung to her like she was his mom. Her biological father apparently had just gotten out of jail after being incarcerated for most of her life. In retrospect, that's not something wise for me to get into.

3. Being politically calculative.
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Explain this? I'm curious, since I don't mind having a mate who is politically involved. I'm a half-hearted conservative-libertarian mix.
 
Liamson said:
1. Siding with my mother in an argument. This is a big no no. If to her, my mom makes sense and I don't, there is something wrong with my Girlfriend and we are probably done.

2. Treating me the same as everyone else or treating everyone else the same as me. I don't need to feel terribly special but, just a little more special than everyone else works. Waiting to kiss until being engaged and then kissing your guy friends on the cheek... That just makes me the guy who pays for everything. Not going to work. I'm not super jealous but, just enough to let you go.

3. Getting new tattoos of stupid stuff. I don't know what the depth or symbolism is of getting a new rainbow trout across your thigh and a Palm Tree on your heel is, but its pretty much my sign that perhaps she isn't my soul mGeeeeee, I only have one, that was to have to listen to ALL OF YOURS...It was tortureate.

4. Having an uncontrollable urge to dig ridiculously deep in debt. Yeah that new bike you just bought for 6,300 and financed at 17 percent. Not a fan, but whether they repossess it or you magically pay it off, I'll still be your friend.

5. Burning Man






Based on my experience these are mine. What are yours?
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Geeeeee, I only have one, that was to have to listen to ALL OF YOURS...It was torture
 
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