Totally unneeded talents

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ArtsieSteph

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Anyone have any "talents" or "tricks" that are almost completely only for the sake of being able to say "Oh hey I can do this!" Like being double jointed, or being able to make that water droplet sound.

Mine is the one handed clap, and the ability to mimick a baby bird sound.
 
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JustAnotherUser

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I have double jointed feet if that counts. :p I can pick stuff up with them almost as if I'm using my hands. Unfortunately I can't do this in public...
 

Pipp

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My 13 year old brother does the one handed clap.... All the little kiss think it's so cool.... lol

As for me.... I can twist my left foot all the way around backwards.... that count ??
 

Pipp

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Kids* goodness..I'm messing up a lot tonight
 

rachelsedge

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I can make many cat sounds (meow, mew, yowl, growl, purring), and I used to be able to sound like a screeching bottlerocket firework. I haven't tried that in years, though, so I'm not sure I still can.

I can cross one eye and keep the other straight.

I can spit really far.

Keep in line, boys, I know these here are downright attractive talents. :p
 

just_monicat

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I have double jointed feet if that counts. :p I can pick stuff up with them almost as if I'm using my hands. Unfortunately I can't do this in public...

i'm also double jointed. i can creep people out with how far my knees, ankles and wrists can go in the wrong direction. ; p

other odd talents:

+ i can read upside very quickly

+ i can wiggle my nose like a rabbit, and horizontally too, like the bewitched chick

+ i can smell things that hypothetically have no smell to other people, like water and styrofoam. i can also tell you when the milk is starting to turn bad, long before anyone else smells something
 
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Jonathan1977

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I can talk in weird voices. I also have a lot of useless knowledge. Though for a useful talent I can often tell things about folks that aren't apparent.
 
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SandraM

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hmmmm lets see!

move my nose like betwiched, move my ears and flare my nose really fast and unwrap starburst without using my hands and do knots w my teeth XD i can tell which coffee brand u brewed by the taste (like the wine ppl?) i can read and write backwards, im ambidextrous. Have an ear for accents! YES USELESS!!
 

cinder

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I can translate from geek to normal people and normal people to geek.
 
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I can cry on cue. Not really a talent, more like a sign that something's really wrong with me.
 
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butterflame

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Ahemm.....

Well, I'm a double jointed, can twist my fingers in scary angles. I call it my hand tricks. I can eat loads of food but I still remain bony or edgy bone. You can call me walking bones, lol.

I can fake my voice ( what they said) lol jk.
I've a sordid laugh or giggle.
I can make my brain invisible sometimes. ( sorry zombies)
 

ashlaa

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I have singing tourettes
 

Fenner

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I can balance a spoon on my nose. I can make the water dripping sound, I can whistle through my nose. I can blow large bubble gum bubbles. Oh and I can make stuff with my secret ingredient, it's love, he he.
 
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ww_21

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My fingers (and toes) can bend all the way back without me being in pain! :confused:
 
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SpottyPyjamas

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I have bendy fingers too! They freak some people out...
 
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wwjd_kilden

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uhm, hm

I can "tilt" the outer joint of all fingers (so I can point straight forward while the outer joint points at an angle towards the ground)
 

DuchessAimee

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I can find super cute pics on the interwebs.

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