If he is, we can at least appreciate God's brilliant sense of humor. Who would have thought the peace crisis in the Middle East would have been solved by eminent domain and awesome hair.
"Donald, The Dome of the Rock has been there for centuries you can't just..."
"Take it down."
"But Don..."
"I said, take it down! I have no other place to build the swimming pool. The sun rays are perfect here. Where else is my daughter going to tan? The wailing wall?! Are you serious? That body?"