What Makes A Persons Dateable/Non Dateable???

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I know a woman is dateable when.................................... she lets me kiss her on the cheek at the end of our first date.

I know a woman is undateable when................................. I kiss her on the cheek at the end of our first date and she immediately karate-chops me in the throat, pulls out pepper spray and douses my eyes until they are burning like fire, and kicks me in the knees until I thriving in pain and crying on the ground like a 2 year old not getting want he wants at Toy R' Us.

I don't see a second date with her forthcoming anytime soon (but at least I got a kiss out of it - Woo Hoo!!!!!).
 
Well definitely you won't see a second date with her anytime soon cuz you'll be in the hospital for a while after all of that!! :D


Descyple said:
I know a woman is dateable when.................................... she lets me kiss her on the cheek at the end of our first date.

I know a woman is undateable when................................. I kiss her on the cheek at the end of our first date and she immediately karate-chops me in the throat, pulls out pepper spray and douses my eyes until they are burning like fire, and kicks me in the knees until I thriving in pain and crying on the ground like a 2 year old not getting want he wants at Toy R' Us.

I don't see a second date with her forthcoming anytime soon (but at least I got a kiss out of it - Woo Hoo!!!!!).
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IloveyouGod said:
Well definitely you won't see a second date with her anytime soon cuz you'll be in the hospital for a while after all of that!! :D
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Female rejection and time in hospitals tend to coincide with each other a lot for guys like me.

I wonder why that is???
 
Well, never trouble troubles because when you trouble troubles troubles troubles you!! :p


Descyple said:
Female rejection and time in hospitals tend to coincide with each other a lot for guys like me.

I wonder why that is???
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I don't know descyple, but if someone tried to kiss me at the end of a first date I would definitely karate chop someone.
Descyple said:
I know a woman is dateable when.................................... she lets me kiss her on the cheek at the end of our first date.

I know a woman is undateable when................................. I kiss her on the cheek at the end of our first date and she immediately karate-chops me in the throat, pulls out pepper spray and douses my eyes until they are burning like fire, and kicks me in the knees until I thriving in pain and crying on the ground like a 2 year old not getting want he wants at Toy R' Us.

I don't see a second date with her forthcoming anytime soon (but at least I got a kiss out of it - Woo Hoo!!!!!).
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Pretty close but nope...now its time to consider marriage...the next step would be marriage. ;)
 
blueorchidjd said:
I don't know descyple, but if someone tried to kiss me at the end of a first date I would definitely karate chop someone.
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I always thought women were supposed to be kind and gentle, like flowers!!!

Maybe blue orchids are the exception!!!
 
blueorchidjd said:
I don't know descyple, but if someone tried to kiss me at the end of a first date I would definitely karate chop someone.
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Keywords are "on the cheek."
Regardless of going out with a girl again, I think, it's a nice gesture to kiss her on the cheek and say 'thank you for a nice night.' I think, there's way to not enough of chivalry and that's what that is, it's not saying you're into them , in fact, it might be saying just the opposite, but, a hug is good and a kiss is better at the end of a first date, as long as it's done politely, gentlemanly, and, with no ulterior motives.

I think, whether you like a girl or not, you should tell them after the first date. Don't just kiss them on the cheek and leave, but, let them know that you had a good time but weren't feeling a chemistry or a bonding or a potential. Or, kiss them on the cheek and say 'I'll be seeing you sooner than later, OK?" She should say , "K."
And, you should say, "I'll call you tomorrow."

Then, you call her tomorrow. Don't do that and you should get a karate chop, and, if no one else is around to do it, let me know, and, i will use some of my airlines miles to fly over there and flatten ya :D
 
IloveyouGod said:
Well, never trouble troubles because when you trouble troubles troubles troubles you!! :p
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Say that three times fast, if that's not too much trouble for you, IloveGod, and you can marry descype. I think, tongue-twister achievement is something he treasures, finds extremely dateable. OK, let's not lie, if he's willing to marry you, you're way past being dateable . :D

*green looks around for azureHisfire, cuz he knows that feisty girl could level him for a comment like that right now


Tut, tut, tho, milady. Please, remember, jealousy is not of God and is a many unsplendorous thing :D
 
I know a girl is dateable when she, a checker in the grocery store, takes a sincere/obvious interest in what I'm buying and she begins to talk about the salsa I got and that it is her favorite, too. True story.

Now, if ONLY I'd asked her out :D OK, yes, I'm sad, too :( But, the Lord leads, that's the good news of that bad-ending story :)

I know a girl is undateable when she takes an interest in my salsa at the check-out line and says that she hates salsa when I had just perked up my words, a.k.a. 'flirted,' and I say that it's my favorite condiment for any food. True story ,too.
OK, no, that one's not. But, it easily could be, too :D
 
GreenNnice said:
I know a girl is dateable when she, a checker in the grocery store, takes a sincere/obvious interest in what I'm buying and she begins to talk about the salsa I got and that it is her favorite, too. True story.

Now, if ONLY I'd asked her out :D OK, yes, I'm sad, too :( But, the Lord leads, that's the good news of that bad-ending story :)

I know a girl is undateable when she takes an interest in my salsa at the check-out line and says that she hates salsa when I had just perked up my words, a.k.a. 'flirted,' and I say that it's my favorite condiment for any food. True story ,too.
OK, no, that one's not. But, it easily could be, too :D
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So, buddy, when are you going on that date :)
 
A woman is datable when... she is pleasant to come home to.
A woman is datable when... she greets you always with a smile.
A woman is datable when... she is your personal cheerleader.
A woman is datable when... she is your emotional security during dark times.
A woman is datable when... she has a awesome personality with a quirky sense of humor.

A woman is undatable when... she asks where the knives are.
A woman is undatable when... she NSA's your phone.
A woman is undatable when... she hates cooking and would rather go out to eat all the time.
A woman is undatable when... tells you she has a headache.
A woman is undatable when... looks more and more like her mom everyday O.O
 
I know a women is dateable when........................ she carries my picture around in her wallet to feel close to me at all times.

I know a woman is undateable when..................... she carries my picture around in her wallet to remind herself of the horrible mistake she made when she agreed to go on a date me!!! (She'll never make that mistake again!!!)
 
A woman is dateable if she can get me to fall asleep at a reasonable hour & then not wake up by 5 am.

A woman is dateable if she lets you sleep in the same room as her.

A woman is dateable if she lets you have 3 dogs named "Sweet Potato,Pop Tart & Carl".
 
I know a woman is dateable when................................ we are walking outside and a sky-writing plane flies by and spells out the words "She's The One"

I know a woman is undateable when............................ the sky-writing plane spells out "Do you have any last words?"
 
In no particular order, but with some attention paid to importance:
Cares nothing about appearance - Undateable
Puts effort into presenting herself - Dateable

Atheistic - Undateable
Likes to talk about the bible - Dateable

Imitates the most godless wordly musicians and praises their attitudes and styles - Undateable
Enjoys music that makes her relatively happy - Dateable

Talks down to me by referencing the good qualities of other men - Undateable
Reminds me of my strengths - Dateable

Will not forgive her parents for something petty - Undateable
Calls her parents every so often to find out how they are doing - Dateable

Doesn't want me to take interest in her interests - Undateable
Lets me join her while she's watching something that means something to her - Dateable

Doesn't care about pattern 4, track 3, instrument 2 of song 7 - Undateable
Attempts to show me how to do my work for the Lord in a better way - Dateable

Let's me install survelliance software on her computer to know where she's been going on the internet - Undateable
Doesn't look at porn - Dateable
 
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