What Message Would You Put on a Valentine Candy Heart?

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seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
May 23, 2009
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Hey everyone,

Drawing inspiration from another thread... remember those little candy conversation hearts with all the cute little sayings?

If you were designing candy hearts, what would you have them say?

(Maybe there's a company that makes Christian ones with things like, "Jesus Saves", "God Loves You," "UR Not Alone"... that would be great!)

But what if you could put your own message on a candy heart? What would it say in general and what would it say about you? (Maybe they could be specially themed towards us singles.)

Here are some of my ideas (all of which would apply to me personally :D):

1. "Str8
Jacket."

2. "Loose
End."

3. "Lieder
Hosen." (Sorry! Just threw that one in for fun!!)

4. "Tie My
Strings" (on the back of my jacket, of course!)

5. "CC
Addict."

6. "Uno."

7. "The Timeout Chair
(Is Mine)."

8. "Make
My
Day."

How about the rest of you? What would your personal candy heart say about you or your attitude? ;)
 
They should have candy heart especially for singles, with encouraging sayings like

UR
alone

Get Some
Help

No BF
Again?

1 really
is the
lonliest
number
 
I would probably put down "EAS BABY CAN'T STOP TIME" (eas= end of active service)
 
Here's mine... (I liked 'Loose End', Seoul...)

Chili n Cheeze

Need A Shrink

Where's My Keys?

Borderline Redneck

Needs Parental Supervision

Runs With Scissors

Lord Help Me

Country Boy

Needs A Nap

Not Brad Pitt
 
To keep in line with Holly's "Single" Valentine's Day Candy Slogans, here are a couple of my own. But please keep in mind I, too, am single and have been for a couple of years which means I place myself squarely within these slogans, so please no hate mail from other singles on here - lol.

1. Single is Sexy! (at least keep telling yourself that)
2. Love is Blind (that's why it can't find you)
3. Give up a rib, and you give up your life! (all guys should be able to relate to that one - lol)
4. Even God's omnipotence is powerless against your single life!!!
5. The reason you are alone today is because you were "Left Behind"
 
Here's some real heartwarming ones I came up with...

"Goodbye"

"Its Over"

"We're Thru"

"Kiss THIS!"

"How about NO"

"In Your Dreams"

"Not a Chance"

"Get Lost"

"Love Stinks"

"Just Leave"

"Stalk Much?"
 
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I'm single as well, don't worry it is not contagious

1. Try again next year
2. Cupid's arrow missed and hit the hot girl behind me
3. Just shoot me
4. I'm so depressed I can't come up with a fourth slogan
 
Here are some more "Single" inspired Valentine's Day Candy Slogans.

1. Love equals pain, and I am not a masochist!
2. My love seat only has one indented cushion!
3. If God wanted you to be in love, He would have led you to me (that one is for the LADIES!!!)
4. I'm Canadian, nuff said!!!
 
I just wanted to say, you guys are seriously awesome!!! I suppose it's not exactly an endorsement to my sanity to say that it's 1 in the morning and I'm laughing out loud (I mean REALLY laughing) at all the ideas listed here...

I just had to add a few more! :)

1. Table 4 One.

2. Bi...
Polar.

3. Will Drive U
Batty.

4. Nagging
Is
A
Sport.

5. Fried
Rice. (Ok, sorry... I'm hungry...)

6. Brad
Pitt
Wannabe (had to throw that one in for Nuke Pooch!)

7. (I)
Talk
To
Myself (or selves).

8. On Good Days,
I
Answer.

9. Fried
Eggs (maybe I'd better go get a snack.)

9. Multiple...
Personalities.

Keep 'em coming everyone!!! I love reading all of your ideas!! :D

 
I would put this on one candy heart

candy hearts have massive amounts of sugar you think you're alone now just wait until the tooth decay sets in
 
thimsrebma said:
I would put this on one candy heart

candy hearts have massive amounts of sugar you think you're alone now just wait until the tooth decay sets in
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Which leads into some other great ideas! (Definitely for singles.)

1. U Have Gin
gi
vitis.

2. Beware the
Per
o
dontis.

3. Miss
Hali
Tosis!
 
luv said:
I'm single as well, don't worry it is not contagious

1. Try again next year
2. Cupid's arrow missed and hit the hot girl behind me
3. Just shoot me
4. I'm so depressed I can't come up with a fourth slogan
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Sorry to hear that :( Don't worry, keep trying and praying and you'll find someone.
 
Some more "Single" inspired Valentine's Day Candy Slogans! Forgive me for the length of these, but I've been single for quite a while - lol.

1. I live in Canada, and love (like running water, cable, and electricity) hasn't been invented here yet!
2. I'm a Calvinist, which means if God predestined me to be single, I have no choice, no say, and no hope of finding someone (wow, that is depressing - lol)
3. I shall become an Arminian, that way I can choose to allow someone to use me and crush my heart under their foot (okay, that is seriously depressing - lol)
4. If I wasn't single, I wouldn't have enough time (or emotional scars) to come up with these slogans!
 
Descyple said:
Some more "Single" inspired Valentine's Day Candy Slogans! Forgive me for the length of these, but I've been single for quite a while - lol.

1. I live in Canada, and love (like running water, cable, and electricity) hasn't been invented here yet!
2. I'm a Calvinist, which means if God predestined me to be single, I have no choice, no say, and no hope of finding someone (wow, that is depressing - lol)
3. I shall become an Arminian, that way I can choose to allow someone to use me and crush my heart under their foot (okay, that is seriously depressing - lol)
4. If I wasn't single, I wouldn't have enough time (or emotional scars) to come up with these slogans!
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Descyple...

I'm thinking your candy hearts need a little extra kick (as well as size, to be able to fit those clever sayings :))--you know, like a little anti-depressant additive or something... :D

Prozac candy hearts, anyone?

"Take 2
And Call Me in the Morning."
 
"IF YOU WEREN'T SINGLE YOU WOULDN'T BE ON CC"
"CONSULT THE MAGIC 8 BALL, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU"
"MAYBE YOU SHOULD GROW YOUR HAIR BACK OUT"
"STOP SAYING YOUR FROM WESTERN ILLINOIS, BECAUSE EVERYONE ASSUMES YOUR A HILL BILLY"
 
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