Why do you want to get married?

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I wanna get married so i'll have someone to watch the history channel with. I want someone to watch mars attacks and the alien triliogy with me to. Aaaaaaaand i want someone to go with me to museums!!!!!

I've come to the conclusion that whoever i marry MUST like to read, and must like history. Im sure i wont be getting married anytime soon, so that will leave me plenty of time to come up with ways of manipulating my significant other into doing things i wanna do :D

Im thinking one way is to start crying hysterically screaming YYYOOOOOU JUSST DOOONT LOOOOOVE MEEEEE!! I dunno i'll have to practice that one.

Would you settle for a promise to love and to hold and to provide free McDonald's and Pizza Hut food for as long as you both shall live? :)
 
For the green card of course. Oh, and all her daddies Texas oil money. Oh, and because someone has to marry the supermodels. :D
 
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ok if talk went in such way lol ....for me i wish to meet someone speacial , who will like to take long walks in the night holding hands andsimply look on the stars in the night with me , who simply loves nature as i do , who loves history cuz i find thos people pretty interesting l and of course the main thing that hopefully will be there is understanding and respect that need to be from both sides and all other things will come along i think .....
 
someone with whom fart jokes are shared, and escalated ;D .. i suppose the odd nerd sci-fi and classic video games like mario kart wouldn't go astray either. But you know, im sure the rest will just work itself out... kinda like a walk in in the park... only stinkier.
 
companionship - Genesis 2:18
sex - 1 Corinthians 7:9
love - Colossians 3:19
to be a blessing for a man - Proverbs 18:22
to keep warm and more protected - Ecclesiastes 4:9-12
 
I want to marry someone who likes drinking non-alcoholic pina coladas and likes getting caught in the rain, and, who does not want to make love until we are married and who does not like the taste of champagne , and who laughs naturally at my dumb jokes, and, of course, wants to come with me and escape :D and, also, lastly, I want to marry a girl who, above all else, loves Michael W. Smith.

Ha! Just kidding, of course, of course, of course, is a horse, a horse, a horse, is the wonderful Mr. Ed. :D

Liking Michael is OK, being like Mike is OK, but, of course, above all else, I want her to love God first. Every thing and every one else is second.
 
marriage is anoda institution maybe marraigeversity bt u oly graduate en u r dead.each level in it hs 2 b handle wit God.iam getin married cos iam a black man,n we lyk d part of d bible dat say's: GO YE INTO*DE*WORLD,BE*FRUITFULL*N*MULTIPLY ☺.
 
Because it's nice to have someone to help you bring groceries in, scrape snow off your car, hook up your cable, and reach things off of shelves you cannot reach yourself, and if you're married you'll always have that. :D