When you get married, you should read this aloud to her![]()
Just don't put it in writing!
When you get married, you should read this aloud to her![]()
I wanna get married so i'll have someone to watch the history channel with. I want someone to watch mars attacks and the alien triliogy with me to. Aaaaaaaand i want someone to go with me to museums!!!!!
I've come to the conclusion that whoever i marry MUST like to read, and must like history. Im sure i wont be getting married anytime soon, so that will leave me plenty of time to come up with ways of manipulating my significant other into doing things i wanna do
Im thinking one way is to start crying hysterically screaming YYYOOOOOU JUSST DOOONT LOOOOOVE MEEEEE!! I dunno i'll have to practice that one.
For the green card of course. Oh, and all her daddies Texas oil money. Oh, and because someone has to marry the supermodels.![]()