What people are you referring to? The ones without any ability to smell?
Chrissy, they only lose their ability to smell after they sniff your cup filled with illegally imported Russian Vodka!!!
What people are you referring to? The ones without any ability to smell?
You can get a Kindle Fire for $199.00. It's a good price and totally work it.Buy her a Kindle Fire!! Yay, I love giving gifts!
Aimee, Chrissy must first give me a $199.00 worthy-flirt, and if it sets my heart on "Fire" then I will consider getting her the Kindle!!!
Chrissy, they only lose their ability to smell after they sniff your cup filled with illegally imported Russian Vodka!!!
Matthew, my flirt would start a spark, but my kiss would light a fire that could never be extinguished!
HELLO!!!!
I heard that loud and clear!!!
Matthew, my flirt would start a spark, but my kiss would light a fire that could never be extinguished!
HELLO!!!!
I heard that loud and clear!!!
Heard it! I practically felt it and I'm 3000 miles from NiagaraI figured you would hear that one from across the border!
I changed my mind.. Instead of any kind of flowers anytime I think for a "just because" gift you should buy me a Kindle so I can try it out. I am normally a person who likes her books but I would love to see if I would enjoy the Kindle more.
A Kindle??? Do you know how much those cost Chrissy???
You will need to flirt with me much more than you do now in order to get me to buy you one of those!!!
Really Chrissy, asking for a Kindle is a bit too much. You should say tone it down by asking for an Ipad instead.
It is alright. I am going to have Descyple be my matchmaker. He can help me find someone who fits my wonderful personality. That means, Descyple, you will have to interview the men from here on out.
Well, it would be pretty difficult for me to find someone for you as charming and delightful as me!!!
But I'll see what I can do!!!
Don't you think it would be better if I found someone who is totally opposite you?
No woman ever said that to me before!!!
That is the worst compliment EVER!!! - lol.
I changed my mind.. Instead of any kind of flowers anytime I think for a "just because" gift you should buy me a Kindle so I can try it out. I am normally a person who likes her books but I would love to see if I would enjoy the Kindle more.
A Kindle??? Do you know how much those cost Chrissy???
You will need to flirt with me much more than you do now in order to get me to buy you one of those!!!
See the thing with Kindle is that when you have people come over, you don't have bookshelves of books in your study that display how intelligent you are!
No woman ever said that to me before!!!
That is the worst compliment EVER!!! - lol.
I don't know, everyone...I've heard anyone who owns a Kindle is actually one of the truly awesome people in the world. There's Kindle owners, then there's the rest of the downtrodden masses.... Just showing that you have a Kindle elevates you to a level of intelligence in the minds of the public that is unfathomable to a pre-Kindleian mind.
There's people who read A book that they might have with them, then there's the truly intelligent ones who have a Kindle with 600+ books on it.
There are those who need to physically go to a dark alley somewhere in a seedy part of town to buy books from some shifty-eyed gang member, hoping they aren't arrested just for being in the wrong place at the wrong time, then there are the bright, shining, inventive and forward-thinking leaders of tomorrow who are able to acquire new literature for their Kindles without getting up off of the sofa...
The greatest people in history have one thing in common: They all were Kindle owners. Einstein, Da Vinci, Galileo, Pascal, Tesla, Paul, Peter, James, John, and Abraham are just some of the names that can be found among the list of Kindle owners.
Descyple, I think you should immediately send Chrissy a Kindle. It would be the right thing to do.
Yeah this wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that you own one would it? lol
Yeah this wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that you own one would it? lol