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CaptainGoat

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Jimbone said:
It is quite entertaining (for the spectator, not so much for me) to watch me put on a pillow case these days, it's about a literal 2-3 minute affair. I'd definitely be the last one picked for those contest. :D
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I can never find the holes for my arms and head to fit through!
 
RickyZ

RickyZ

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Jimbone said:
It is quite entertaining (for the spectator, not so much for me) to watch me put on a pillow case these days, it's about a literal 2-3 minute affair. I'd definitely be the last one picked for those contest. :D
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Have you ever tried to put a body pillow into it's case?
 
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J7

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To be honest, for some people an all-in-one laxative and sedative is an answer to prayer
 
RickyZ

RickyZ

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J7 said:
To be honest, for some people an all-in-one laxative and sedative is an answer to prayer
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Those would be the people who are too pooped to pop?
 
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J7

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looool

They are those for whom death and diarrohea are one and the same: a blessed relief
 
RickyZ

RickyZ

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One thing you CAN trust is your TV ... it's been pretty well screened

badump-bump ting!
 
WineRose

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If you're feeling a little cold, just stand in the corner for a bit.

They're usually around 90 degrees ;)
 
RickyZ

RickyZ

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And if you're hot stand in front of a peep-hole ... they're I-see! (icy)
 
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Tabitha4thelord

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Don't ever Lie about anything
he truth will find you out
 
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oldethennew

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if a Christian's arms get tied up, they can just wing it...
 
RickyZ

RickyZ

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Don't expect to get much work out of a wheel. They're always tired.
 
RickyZ

RickyZ

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On the other hand, wheels make good comedians, because they're on a roll.

(Sandwiches too)
 
Blain

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Stay away from vacuums they suck
 
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