You know you are having a hard time being single when ________________.

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You know you're officially single again when.................... all the food packages you buy at the grocery store is labelled saying "Serves One"
 
You know you are having a hard time being single when you feel like there's just no hope left.

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You know you're officially single again when.................... all the food packages you buy at the grocery store is labelled saying "Serves One"

....when you realize you don't have a reason to shop at Cosco anymore.


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You know you're officially single again when.................... all the food packages you buy at the grocery store is labelled saying "Serves One"

You know you are having a hard time being single again when.............. you accidentally make a post about "You know you are officially single again when..............." and post it in the wrong thread!!!

I'm so single, I can't think straight!!!
 
You know you are having a hard time being single again when.............. you accidentally make a post about "You know you are officially single again when..............." and post it in the wrong thread!!!

I'm so single, I can't think straight!!!

You know you are having a hard time being single again when....you quote yourself
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You know you are having a hard time being single again when....you quote yourself
:P

You know you are having a hard time being single again when................ Arwen points out the fact that you quote yourself, which makes it appear a though I have no one to talk to (or I'm schizophrenic).

Arwen, you're not helping my case to find a potential date for Valentine's Day!!! I have not yet mailed out your LOTR blu-ray set yet - please keep that in mind!!!
 
You know you are having a hard time being single again when................ Arwen points out the fact that you quote yourself, which makes it appear a though I have no one to talk to (or I'm schizophrenic).

Arwen, you're not helping my case to find a potential date for Valentine's Day!!! I have not yet mailed out your LOTR blu-ray set yet - please keep that in mind!!!

V-Day officially in 8 hours (depending on where you live), you better hop to it mister!
 
V-Day officially in 8 hours (depending on where you live), you better hop to it mister!

I only have 8 hours to pick a Valentine's date??? That is not nearly enough time to go through my large list of CC "potentials" and make a decision. I need more time!!!

We haven't even gotten to the "What Do You Like Most About Descyple" round!!!
 
I only have 8 hours to pick a Valentine's date??? That is not nearly enough time to go through my large list of CC "potentials" and make a decision. I need more time!!!

We haven't even gotten to the "What Do You Like Most About Descyple" round!!!

Hey, descypled, just wondering, what is the shortest round of a boxing match ever? Just wondering :D

And, can there be a no-second knock-out, like, bell rings and guy falls down instantly from the stare of his opponent :D
 
Hey, descypled, just wondering, what is the shortest round of a boxing match ever? Just wondering :D

And, can there be a no-second knock-out, like, bell rings and guy falls down instantly from the stare of his opponent :D

Hey Green. Whichever woman I end up picking, will definitely faint and fall down from excitement and anxiousness!

I will then call an ambulance to take her to the hospital. But since I refuse to spend my Valentine's Day in a hospital waiting room, I will not go with her, instead I will simply go down my list to Woman #2 and go from there!!!
 
Hey Green. Whichever woman I end up picking, will definitely faint and fall down from excitement and anxiousness!

I was going to make a sarcastic comment about this statement, but I want to stay on your "Possible Secret Admirer" list so...I'm refraining. Though even making a comment about thinking about making a comment might get me kicked off!
 
I was going to make a sarcastic comment about this statement, but I want to stay on your "Possible Secret Admirer" list so...I'm refraining. Though even making a comment about thinking about making a comment might get me kicked off!

Rachel, sarcasm is one of the "lock-ins" in my contest. So if you've got it, flaunt it.

Speaking of fainting, I still haven't received that "Laura" Mars Bar from you yet. I need it soon, or I will faint from low-blood sugar!!!
 
Hey Green. Whichever woman I end up picking, will definitely faint and fall down from excitement and anxiousness!

I will then call an ambulance to take her to the hospital. But since I refuse to spend my Valentine's Day in a hospital waiting room, I will not go with her, instead I will simply go down my list to Woman #2 and go from there!!!

And again I point out ladies, reason number 25 for why we started the DDDD club!
 
On this note I will officially declare the start of the "Damsels Daring to Defy Descyple".
Club meetings will begin at the beginning of every day for five minute sections to
receive your complimentary ear plugs and thigh-high boots to wear for the day so you
can ignore the bull that comes out of Matthew's mouth along with wade through all the
egotistical mess that we have to listen to on a daily basis from him. Please sign up now!!!!

Aaah...that's what I get for trying to skip to the end of this Descyple-fest.
 
Semi-intense time of 'gettin real' with this question...

You know you're having a hard time being single if:

a) you feel lonely without a romantic relationship

b) you seem to be unable to think about other things than your singleness

c) you find it hard to be happy when not in a relationship

d) you go the opposite direction and completely swear off relationships (not from calling, but hurt feelings, ect.)


If any of the above are true, please see the following suggestions:

1) Seek God (via prayer, worship, meditation, scripture, ext...) to see if the loneliness or unhappiness lies more in separation from Him then it does others.

2) Go someplace(s) were people gather. Meet people. Make friends. Develop a few close, intimate/platonic relationships.

3) Learn to have fun, work/be productive, and just do stuff in general that really doesn't require you to be single or taken.

4) Find some dreams. Find some Single-person dreams. Go fulfill them.


For any comments, questions, concerns, or other responses, please post below. Thank you!!
 
I only have 8 hours to pick a Valentine's date??? That is not nearly enough time to go through my large list of CC "potentials" and make a decision. I need more time!!!

We haven't even gotten to the "What Do You Like Most About Descyple" round!!!

Wait a cotton pickin minute, you mean to tell me that you are buying me flowers, yet taking some "other" woman on a date tomorrow? You have got to be out of your mind if you think that will go over with me, MISTER!!!! lol
 
And again I point out ladies, reason number 25 for why we started the DDDD club!

You guys are only up to 25 reasons for my DDDD club???

I thought you'd all be well above 100 by now!!!

I will inspire all you Ladies to create 75 more reasons!!!