**** people at Golden Corral stare at you...Be sweet------ some people love to eat------ more than others...
***wise decision on the Diet Coke...My shadow weighs 18 pounds
The back of my neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
The top of my pot belly is a wonderful cup holder when sitting in the chair
My blood type is beef gravy
I see "all you can eat" at the local buffet and I say "Challenge Accepted!"
I like a number 19 at McDonalds. That is three #6 and a #1. Diet coke though because I don't need the extra calories.
***that's not the scale it's the floor creaking........... when you hear your scale whimper as you approach it.
***and you're still hungry...When it comes back out the same way it went in
*** I hate it when the do that...When even your big teddy bear looks at you funnily...