You must surrender your man card if you: ________________

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Mopeds are a loss of a Man Card

Tight Emo Pants are a loss of a Man Card.

The inability to know how to make a small fire is a loss of a Man Card.

Passing into adulthood without ever killing anything is a loss of a Man Card.

Failure to instantly and sufficiently operate a Grill to cook meat is loss of a Man Card.




If the loss of a man card is dependent upon random things that we aren't suppose to know about women's tools and products, then I would fail.
 
If he has ever shaved his legs and worn pantyhose for any reason other than a charitable event.
 
Allowing women to discuss the rules and regulations of the man card.......
loss of man card.
 
iraasuup said:
I have just one.

* if you own ANYTHING pink. No, it's not 'salmon' it's PINK! This doesn't just stand for clothing- no man should EVER WEAR pink- EVER (but I mean own ANYTHING pink - car, toothbrush, coffee mug, sock, blanket, hat, scarf, kitchen utensil, CD... ANYTHING!)
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I disagree with the color of pink. Lots of men look fantastic in pink. Also, did you know that at one time pink was actually a boy's color, because it was a shade of red, while blue was traditionally a girl's color because it was either associated with peace or the Virgin Mary.
 
Im just saying, you let a woman tell you the rules of the man card, you may as well just find a shredder and get rid of it.
 
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Better?????!!!!!!!!!! :)
 
Hey, everyone! I'm new, but this thread is AWESOME.

Going back to the chap stick thing, however, guys with gross chapped lips are yucky... I definitely have to say that a little carmex is NOT a threat to a man card.
 
BLESS YOU, erinnaner. I was beginning to think humor had disappeared from the thread. :) Welcome to CC! :)
 
Needless to say the Man Card is regulated by a series of checks and balances.
For instance, I can order a fruity desert at a restaurant, if the waiter/waitress attempts to touch my plate before I am done with said fruity desert, I will cock my head to the side, raise one eyebrow and glare at them till they realize the path they have chosen will only end in tears. This holds to the checks and balances system. Also baring the teeth if they get to close will satisfy the requirements.

If I decided that my lips are chapped and I put on chapstick it can be plain chapstick or it can be fruity, at this point I merely grunt , burp, or fart, and the bar is set back to 0.

If I decide that I want to wear a pink shirt, again, the checks and balances may be satisfied by some sort of manly behavior. I can flex in any reflective surface within full view of another human being and this makes the pink shirt perfectly acceptable. A nearby male will satisfy this but a group of women would serve better. Even if you have no muscle, the act of a good flex will do.

If I decide I want to play with a baby that I have some blood or otherwise relationship with and make funny noises at it, I can do this. Just know that if you approach the baby I will smile at you. This is not a friendly smile. This is the smile of a lion who woke up from a nap to see potential prey to close to its young. This smile is the distance between you and death. This maintains the checks and balances of the man card.

Also a Man Card in your wallet must be placed in front of all other cards so that when you open your wallet it is in full view at all times. Using a cash clip if it is not leather and stainless steel cannot be used to hold your man card.

As you can see the man card is not revoked unless there is some EXTREME action taken on the part of the man. Even then with enough male acts of manliness you can resubmit for your card, it will be thoroughly reviewed and you will have to pay for postage. Telling women about the Man Card system can be deemed an offense for permanent revocation of the Man Card, unless you have had it for more then 30 years.
 
carry a man purse hahahhahahhaaaaaa, hilarious. very funny. unfortunately I used to have one of those when I was a vain unbeliever hahahha so sad. I think it was called a butt bag a or belly bag or somethin I forget. now I just settle for a wallet. have fun *.*
 
I think fathers of daughters are excluded from a lot of actions that would normally be means of handing over the man card:

-brushing and styling hair ( my dad did great pony tails)
-hold a flower/girl colored diaper bag/ overnight bag/ toy bag
-trying to match outfits (was not my dad's strong suit but he tried)
 
That is one of the sweetest things I've ever read on here! You are truly blessed :)
 
NukePooch said:
...have more than two products intended for your hair. (Note, 2-n-1 shampoo and conditioner is still TWO items. Don't think you can use 2-n-1 and gel and still be a man.)

...have ever shaved your chest, arms, or legs. (Note, if you're a professional bicyclist and shave your legs like all the other cyclists, you're still suspect. We'll be watching you.)

...if your favorite musicians/bands use more than two hair-care products among them. (Note, if you listen to 80's rock, than this rule is void.)

...if you own a Prius.

...if you want a Prius.

...if you can't identify basic components under the hood of a car.

...if you've never joined the Polar Bear Club.

However:
...you can be a geek/nerd and still be a man, if you are uber-geeky or uber-nerdy. If you can reel off enough Star Wars or Star Trek stats to make people leave the room, relax. You're okay.

...if you've ever painted your chest in team colors to help them win, you're okay, even if you've never played sports. Extra man-points awarded if it's below zero outside.
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*hands in man card... I refuse to be a disgusting man :P :P

They leave the toilet seat up..

They never wash their hands,

They see women as pieces of meat/sandwich makers,

Theyre addicted to tv,

They dont know ANYTHING about romance,

and They smell. Bad.

I call myself a gentleman, not a man lol

(a bit of humour for you there julianna)
 
amstrick said:
I think fathers of daughters are excluded from a lot of actions that would normally be means of handing over the man card:

-brushing and styling hair ( my dad did great pony tails)
-hold a flower/girl colored diaper bag/ overnight bag/ toy bag
-trying to match outfits (was not my dad's strong suit but he tried)
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Dads look so sweet doing those kind of things. I have my own memories. Dads are excluded from the rules in certain circumstances:)
 
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