You must surrender your man card if you: ________________

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Lad said:
*hands in man card... I refuse to be a disgusting man :P :P

They leave the toilet seat up..

They never wash their hands,

They see women as pieces of meat/sandwich makers,

Theyre addicted to tv,

They dont know ANYTHING about romance,

and They smell. Bad.

I call myself a gentleman, not a man lol

(a bit of humour for you there julianna)
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Hahaha nice upgrade. From man to gentleman....very smart. I applaud you.:)
 
Lad said:
*hands in man card... I refuse to be a disgusting man :P :P

They leave the toilet seat up..

They never wash their hands,

They see women as pieces of meat/sandwich makers,

Theyre addicted to tv,

They dont know ANYTHING about romance,

and They smell. Bad.

I call myself a gentleman, not a man lol

(a bit of humour for you there julianna)
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I like the gentleman description. I'll hand in the manly man description.
 
HEY! HEY! HEY! I use Axe Shampoo, conditioner AND Gel. 75% of women notice a guy's hair first. The rest notice his teeth and THEN his hair. I have NO idea what (hold up gotta look how to spell it...) "chartreuse" is. As far as basic components under the hood of the car, if you count the various fluids that need refilled I'm safe. I can point out the fan, the motor, the battery and sometimes the AC system. Outside of that I'm looking really hard for something I recognize. I cried during one chick flick but this crying was caused by an angry movie goer Fast-balling their soda into the dark theater, and aforementioned soda pegged me in the groin... it was ALMOST full too. (my gf at the time then felt terrible for pestering me to see the movie as I could barely walk as we left... which I milked a bit for sympathy.)
 
Lad said:
*hands in man card... I refuse to be a disgusting man :P :P

They leave the toilet seat up..

They never wash their hands,

They see women as pieces of meat/sandwich makers,

Theyre addicted to tv,

They dont know ANYTHING about romance,

and They smell. Bad.

I call myself a gentleman, not a man lol

(a bit of humour for you there julianna)
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If they do these type of things, they must hand in their man card and receive the Caveman card. The Caveman Card revokes all privileges, until such time he learns to be a gentleman.

However, if all they are guilty of is not knowing how to be romantic, they may retain their man card.
 
violakat said:
If they do these type of things, they must hand in their man card and receive the Caveman card. The Caveman Card revokes all privileges, until such time he learns to be a gentleman.

However, if all they are guilty of is not knowing how to be romantic, they may retain their man card.
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LOLOL cavemen are worse,

They excrete various bodily gases at will and are proud of it

They drink beer. And nothing else. (i know right. ew)

They dont even use the toilet, they go outside, cos its more natural,

They are hairy (double ew)

They treat women as a lesser species who were made solely to serve them

and They dont just smell bad, they pong out entire towns whenever they set foot in them.



Again, Im not a man, or worse, a caveman. Im a gentleman. A hybrid species who by definition are better than any other forms of male. :P
 
If you use AXE or TAG or any of those realms of current products, you should hand in your man card and get the---edited---- teen boy card....

If you think beer is eww...you should hand in your man card too

Also if you listen to justin bieber or have him posted as your avatar...ever...its time to give it up
 
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Lad said:
*hands in man card... I refuse to be a disgusting man :P :P

They leave the toilet seat up..

They never wash their hands,

They see women as pieces of meat/sandwich makers,

Theyre addicted to tv,

They dont know ANYTHING about romance,

and They smell. Bad.

I call myself a gentleman, not a man lol

(a bit of humour for you there julianna)
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how classy :)
 
Go ahead and keep on being the polite, always nice, obsessed with his looks, "I-want-to-do-whatever-YOU-want-to-do" kind of guy while the real men take your women and leave you in her "just friends" bin.
 
Not me, Gabe, since Nuke and I are engaged now (not sure he knows yet haha). I did a reverse serpentine in my heels, pitted his car and cuffed him. :D
 

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Megatron said:
If you use AXE or TAG or any of those realms of current products, you should hand in your man card and get the ---edited---- teen boy card....

If you think beer is eww...you should hand in your man card too

Also if you listen to justin bieber or have him posted as your avatar...ever...its time to give it up
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I use axe (though here its called Lynx) and i LOVE IT :D *already handed in man card*

Beer is disgusting lol though the occasional one isnt bad.

and I really dont like Justin, though I respect him :P
 
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Jullianna said:
Not me, Gabe, since Nuke and I are engaged now (not sure he knows yet haha). I did a reverse serpentine in my heels, pitted his car and cuffed him. :D
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FORGET Will and Kate.

NUKE AND JULLIANNA??!! Talk about the wedding of the century. The Ultimate Man Club's President tying the knot with The Ultimate Woman's Club Pres????!!!

I want front row tickets. And I guess I'd better make sure my purse matches my shoes... and that I can identify each everything under the hood of the limo that carries these two off into marital bliss...
 
zeroturbulence said:
Go ahead and keep on being the polite, always nice, obsessed with his looks, "I-want-to-do-whatever-YOU-want-to-do" kind of guy while the real men take your women and leave you in her "just friends" bin.
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ROFL thats EXACTLY the kind of guy I am, and I love being a 'just friends' dude. Its brilliant, you get to enjoy all the women for who they are and all God created them as without the complications. Its also great cos I dont believe in dating.
 
Lad said:
LOLOL cavemen are worse,

They excrete various bodily gases at will and are proud of it

They drink beer. And nothing else. (i know right. ew)

They dont even use the toilet, they go outside, cos its more natural,

They are hairy (double ew)

They treat women as a lesser species who were made solely to serve them

and They dont just smell bad, they pong out entire towns whenever they set foot in them.



Again, Im not a man, or worse, a caveman. Im a gentleman. A hybrid species who by definition are better than any other forms of male. :P
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I may have to rethink my stance on metro's then. Bummer, cause I really don't want a guy who takes more time getting ready than I do.
 
seoulsearch said:
FORGET Will and Kate.

NUKE AND JULLIANNA??!! Talk about the wedding of the century. The Ultimate Man Club's President tying the knot with The Ultimate Woman's Club Pres????!!!

I want front row tickets. And I guess I'd better make sure my purse matches my shoes... and that I can identify each everything under the hood of the limo that carries these two off into marital bliss...
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Instead of the bride/groom dance, we'll just arm wrestle. :D And instead of a bouquet and garter, we're gonna toss firearms, tools and action videos, so wear your sneakers! :)

And I still don't think he knows yet, he hasn't regain consciousness..any minute now tho...
 
Jullianna said:
Instead of the bride/groom dance, we'll just arm wrestle. :D And instead of a bouquet and garter, we're gonna toss firearms, tools and action videos, so wear your sneakers! :)

And I still don't think he knows yet, he hasn't regain consciousness..any minute now tho...
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NICE! That's better than any boring, royal, british wedding. Front row tickets too please:). Can I bring my dog? he loves weddings
 
The_boy said:
HEY! HEY! HEY! I use Axe Shampoo, conditioner AND Gel. 75% of women notice a guy's hair first. The rest notice his teeth and THEN his hair. I have NO idea what (hold up gotta look how to spell it...) "chartreuse" is. As far as basic components under the hood of the car, if you count the various fluids that need refilled I'm safe. I can point out the fan, the motor, the battery and sometimes the AC system. Outside of that I'm looking really hard for something I recognize. I cried during one chick flick but this crying was caused by an angry movie goer Fast-balling their soda into the dark theater, and aforementioned soda pegged me in the groin... it was ALMOST full too. (my gf at the time then felt terrible for pestering me to see the movie as I could barely walk as we left... which I milked a bit for sympathy.)
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You almost lost the car due to the 'gel', but then regained your points due to the sympathy/revenge card for being forced to sit through a chick flick. Nice goin'!
 
violakat said:
If they do these type of things, they must hand in their man card and receive the Caveman card. The Caveman Card revokes all privileges, until such time he learns to be a gentleman.

However, if all they are guilty of is not knowing how to be romantic, they may retain their man card.
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I agree. What he described was not a real man.
 
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