While hopping on one foot and reciting the alphabet backwards.
(P.S. I can't actually solve a rubix cube. Unless by solve you mean taking the stickers off and putting them back on in the correct way "solving" it)
But... that IS solving it... You're just thinking outside the box, err, cube.
Seriously though we're making lists again? I thought lists were so 2014.
Okay fine... here's mine.
1. Christian. Like actually and truly Christian - frankly this might scare her away from me, I have a potty mouth sometimes and I'm between churches.
2. Conservative. I couldn't marry a liberal. No demanding things magically get better, she needs to understand the government doesn't give anything, it borrows and enslaves future generations with debt.
3. Fun to be around. Nobody wants to be with a Debbie downer. It's cool to vent sometimes, or often even, but there's got to be some reason I seek out contact with this person.
4. Fiscally responsible. I'd prefer we don't spend ourselves poor.
5. All the way down at the bottom of the list, if she looks nice, that's a serious plus too. It's pretty easy to meet my definition of attractive. Just hit the gym (which is something I'm doing myself, so hey we could lose weight together if need be). Really though, women can get away with a lot, like 30-35 percent body fat depending on underlying musculature and body frame. I wish I could get away with that, I look like a slob at about 32 percent.