Then, please, explain purgatory/limbo, indulgences, "fasting" turning into eating fish on Fridays, and then only on Fridays in Lent, Lent, Ash Wednesday, the Stations of the Cross, rosaries, ex cathedra, annulments vs. divorces, and how they came to be that for a mere $3,000 given to a church, you too can pretend you were never married before, and have your kids wonder for the rest of their lives how they aren't bastards, because they distinctly remember growing up in a family with a mother and father who were married, etc.