Nobody knows what the most primitive cells looked like. All the cells around today are the product of billions of years of evolution.
On the first point- then stop preaching to me about the origins of life.
On the second point- No, that's your presumption, sir. You've just freely admitted that these primitive cells are purely hypothetical and you have no knowledge of whether they existed, and if they did, what they were like.
Nobody denies that the origin of life is an extremely difficult problem. That it has not been solved, though, does not mean it is impossible. In fact, there has been much work in this area, leading to several possible origins for life on earth:
So again, you confess its entirely speculation on your part, and you're working around a hypothesis you're attached to, not based on concrete evidence. Every possibility you suggest, therefore, will exclude anything that doesn't fit into your view of the origins of life, including creation. How is that science, and the pursuit of truth? Its starting off with a hypothesis of your choice, and considering the possibilities that branch out from it. I would imagine, its unbearable for you to consider you were created, as it would shatter the foundations of your views of life, any contrasting evidence, therefore, you will probably block out, or explain away. Again, this is not science.