"Zoned out"?
Wow, you and I apparently hold completely different viewpoints on the Apostle John.
Certainly some of Revelation is figurative, but I think a lot more of it is literal than most people believe.
Revelation is literal,and writers of the Bible used terms that they were familiar with to describe the literal.
Nah 2:3 The shield of his mighty men is made red, the valiant men are in scarlet: the chariots shall be with flaming torches in the day of his preparation, and the fir trees shall be terribly shaken.
Nah 2:4 The chariots shall rage in the streets, they shall justle one against another in the broad ways: they shall seem like torches, they shall run like the lightnings.
Obviously talking about automobiles,did not know to call them that,but knew chariots was a form of transportation.
Isa 31:4 For thus hath the LORD spoken unto me, Like as the lion and the young lion roaring on his prey, when a multitude of shepherds is called forth against him, he will not be afraid of their voice, nor abase himself for the noise of them: so shall the LORD of hosts come down to fight for mount Zion, and for the hill thereof.
Isa 31:5 As birds flying, so will the LORD of hosts defend Jerusalem; defending also he will deliver it; and passing over he will preserve it.
Jets,6 day war,took control of Jerusalem.
Rev 1:1 The Revelation of Jesus Christ, which God gave unto him, to shew unto his servants things which must shortly come to pass; and he sent and signified it by his angel unto his servant John:
Rev 1:2 Who bare record of the word of God, and of the testimony of Jesus Christ, and of all things that he saw.
Rev 4:1 After this I looked, and, behold, a door was opened in heaven: and the first voice which I heard was as it were of a trumpet talking with me; which said, Come up hither, and I will shew thee things which must be hereafter.
Rev 4:2 And immediately I was in the spirit: and, behold, a throne was set in heaven, and one sat on the throne.
John saw all that was going to happen.
The book of Revelation is a warning to the world,concerning the time that God puts an end to this sin business on earth,when He allows all people that do not love Him to follow the beast kingdom,and take the mark of the beast,then God will put them down,which is why the beast has power over all nations,kindreds,and tongues,in which the 4th beast of Daniel shall devour the whole earth,tread it down,and break it in pieces,and all people that dwell on earth that does not love God will worship the beast.
John describes Jesus,describes heaven,and the New Jerusalem,the final destination of the saints,and the things that shall occur on earth leading up to the beast kingdom,the problems that occur as the world keeps trying to solve their problems,and not turn to God,so after the 6th trumpet God said,they will not repent of their wicked ways,which they will not turn to God,and cry out to Him,so God gives the world their way,and causes all people that do not love Him to follow the beast kingdom,and when they follow the beast it is over,and God can put the world down.
God will not give up on the world,until the world gives up on Him,and Revelation is a warning to the world to get right with God so they can escape the fate of the world at the time of the beast kingdom.
Revelation is literal,but John used terms that he was familiar with to describe literal things.