Well that's not true. I will go by what Paul wrote, since he was an Apostle of Christ, called by Christ and anointed and sent out by Christ.
You on the other hand, are just a major in the cessationist army, and called to sow doubt, disharmony and deception.
Kindly provide the scripture where you have learned that the sign gifts were a 'package deal' as you put it. Doing so, will have you ignoring what Paul wrote in his 1st letter to the Corinthians. Your sarcastic delivery of your particular lack of knowledge is doing nothing for your desire to 'teach' here. However, this is not a classroom but if it were, you would not be graduating.
When people post as you do, with the rhetoric and fake manners, it indicates they believe themselves to be in a superior position wherein they believe only what they have to say themselves is worth reading or listening to. And that is the problem actually. Only you believe you are in that position.
The Bible indicates that it is the Holy Spirit through people and not the person themself who heals and so on.
The following is your sarcastic attempt at belittling people:
1.Now will you please give us the name of the people you have raised from the dead and when did you get snake bitten and have you drank poision dirty water?
2.not only can YOU speak in a noise that no one can understand, and heal the sick, cast out demons and raise the dead.....YOU must also be able to survive a bite from a Cobra, drink bleach water
That is about your post right there.