can you guys post something funny please?

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Homewardbound

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Definition of stress? The mind controlling the body's natural tendency to want to choke somebody for staling your parking spot!
 

Godsgirl83

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Have you ever seen a rabbit take a bath?
Just how alive is this wabbit?

YIKES! Yes I just saw this pic a few days ago. It's funny to look at and thought it was a photo shop pic at first. But upon further investigation discovered that it is indeed a real rabbit and that is not a natural response rabbits have (they don't stay on their backs like that) So it's either a real unusual unique rabbit, or somebody gave it something to knock it out:(
 

Homewardbound

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I'M GONNA CATCH A WABBIT! I'm GONNA CATCH A WABBIT!!!
A WABBIT!? Oh Bruddah, here we go again!
 

Krumbeard

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Today after church I was looking for my kids so we could leave. I went into the fellowship room and I made I contact with this boy. I wanted to ask him if he knew where my kids were.

He comes over and says to me "You're half deaf!"
Me; ( in a loud voice) What?
HIm: (yelling) You're half deaf!
Me: What?

It cracked me up.:ROFL:
 

Deade

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Today after church I was looking for my kids so we could leave. I went into the fellowship room and I made I contact with this boy. I wanted to ask him if he knew where my kids were.

He comes over and says to me "You're half deaf!"
Me; ( in a loud voice) What?
HIm: (yelling) You're half deaf!
Me: What?

It cracked me up.:ROFL:
Hahaha... Yeah, I have the same problem. In fact some women and children have voices that are in a range where they are garbled to me. I can have them repeat 3 or 4 times with no success. o_O
 

Godsgirl83

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What I want to know is WHY WHY WHY is it that my kids can make SO MUCH NOISE and be heard all over the house and yard (we have over 2 acres and can still hear them sometimes like they're right by me) and yet when they ask for something, or talk to us it's so soft you can't hear them? THEN I really feel old saying
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"SPEAK UP! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
 

Homewardbound

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Hahaha... Yeah, I have the same problem. In fact some women and children have voices that are in a range where they are garbled to me. I can have them repeat 3 or 4 times with no success. o_O
WHAT??!! SAY THAT AGAIN PLEASE!
 

Krumbeard

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Hahaha... Yeah, I have the same problem. In fact some women and children have voices that are in a range where they are garbled to me. I can have them repeat 3 or 4 times with no success. o_O
I had actually heard him fine that time. I could see in his eye that he was up to something. I was just messing with him, at least this time.
 

Krumbeard

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What I want to know is WHY WHY WHY is it that my kids can make SO MUCH NOISE and be heard all over the house and yard (we have over 2 acres and can still hear them sometimes like they're right by me) and yet when they ask for something, or talk to us it's so soft you can't hear them? THEN I really feel old saying
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"SPEAK UP! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
I know! Right?

Now you changed your avatar.