Beats milk and cookies.
now see that's funny too....
"let's forget the sweet treats and bribe the guy with cold hard cash"
my thoughts when I read it were that the richer the parents the better the stuff "Santa" leaves the kids (you know cuz they got all this money to buy anything and everything the
spoiled little brats kids want...…. giving the impression that Santa loves them more cuz he gave them "better" stuff...…)
(okay, maybe I'm pulling up old, unresolved childhood issues here
...….)