can you guys post something funny please?

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Godsgirl83

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Whispered said:
Awww , go ahead and let it out. It feels great. Especially if you've seen that same "healers" infomercials for miracle water.

It must work. He's nearly 90 and still has black hair.
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oh I let the laugh out.... it did feel good (need some laughter right now)........
dunno who the guy is, but if he's 90 with black hair still then the secret between him and CLAIROL is out
 
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Godsgirl83 said:
oh I let the laugh out.... it did feel good (need some laughter right now)........
dunno who the guy is, but if he's 90 with black hair still then the secret between him and CLAIROL is out
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I was wrong. Peter Popoff is 74, not 90. But he still has jet black hair.
I think Clairol would disavow any knowledge of his purchases. ;)

What's not funny about that long practiced conman is that he hawked his miracle water to Ugandans some time ago. It wasn't water. It was bleach!
 
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What's not funny about that long practiced conman is that he hawked his miracle water to Ugandans some time ago. It wasn't water. It was bleach!
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yuck! just made my stomach turn......
(or may be it was my spirit getting upset!!!!)
 
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Godsgirl83 said:
hey @BlessedByGod this is for you, I thought it was pretty funny

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Ok, first things first, that ther is worthy if 10,000 BBG points, redeemable for a bunny gif or x2 teddy bear gifts. Well, done, bravo, well done, good show and all that other things😀.

Secondly, I am very conflicted on who to root for here. As a general rule, not a Darth Vader fan at all (little annie was ok), but he is Star Wars after all. And, on the other hand, Picard is a great Captian and Star Trek is not so bad. 🤔...
Either way, was very Funny Lil Sis.
Here's one for you and yours...
 
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Godsgirl83 said:
oh I let the laugh out.... it did feel good (need some laughter right now)........
dunno who the guy is, but if he's 90 with black hair still then the secret between him and CLAIROL is out
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Or whatever that spray in hair used to be called😄
 
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Whispered said:
I was wrong. Peter Popoff is 74, not 90. But he still has jet black hair.
I think Clairol would disavow any knowledge of his purchases. ;)

What's not funny about that long practiced conman is that he hawked his miracle water to Ugandans some time ago. It wasn't water. It was bleach!
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Eeew! That is disgusting.
 
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The man got stopped by a cop for speeding 55 in a 35 .. The cop said ''let me see your dr licence and registration'', the man said ''don't have any'' .. The cop said ''who's car is this.. The man said ''don't know I stole it'' .. The cop said ''get out and unlock the trunk'' .. The man said ''no, I've got a dead body in it'' .. The cop immediately called for back-up and a couple cop cars come in and the sergeant asked the man for his dr licence and registration and the man showed them to him , then the sarg said ''let me see in the trunk'' so the man unlocked and opened the trunk, no body .. The sarg said ''my officer said you had no dr lic, that you stole the car, and that there was a dead body in the trunk'' .. The man said uh huh, yeah right and whispered to him next he'll probably tell you I was doing 55 in a 35 or something ..
 
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The man got stopped by a cop for speeding 55 in a 35 .. The cop said ''let me see your dr licence and registration'', the man said ''don't have any'' .. The cop said ''who's car is this.. The man said ''don't know I stole it'' .. The cop said ''get out and unlock the trunk'' .. The man said ''no, I've got a dead body in it'' .. The cop immediately called for back-up and a couple cop cars come in and the sergeant asked the man for his dr licence and registration and the man showed them to him , then the sarg said ''let me see in the trunk'' so the man unlocked and opened the trunk, no body .. The sarg said ''my officer said you had no dr lic, that you stole the car, and that there was a dead body in the trunk'' .. The man said uh huh, yeah right and whispered to him next he'll probably tell you I was doing 55 in a 35 or something ..
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If I ever get stopped, I gotta remember that.

No, who am I kidding. The cops in my state don't have a sense of humor.
 
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BlessedByGod said:
Care to know what your new name will be for a while😉.
Fun to do something new once and a while.🙂
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LOl, I can’t change my name it is against the rules. I did change my name on Instagram it’s “ holaiam” sounds like it says hi ann in a song but what it’s really saying is “all I am”.
 
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Whispered said:
Whatcha tryin to say, hum?
Google! It's all Google. :LOL:
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Ok...I was going to respond to that, but opted to go with the "Hey, where did you get the little round spikey thing? Kinda cool." instead.
 
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