Pastor tells kids waiting in Santa Clause like that Santa isn't real

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Demi777 said:
yea my mom was like..what.. what did you say on cam in a room full of people? Ostrich? HE WILL KILL YOU!! NOT U BREAK HIS NECK AND EAT HIM! lol and then the turkey.. she had no words hahahaha
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Hahahahahaha xD xD xD xD you're welcome xD
 
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Demi777 said:
o_O wow gurl and you tell me Im crazy for making up funny stories to become a meat eater?? seeariously?
You can go play in the Men in Black lol
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Lol, yes, that's why I work with little children every summer, so I can see them suffer!
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I actually really love little kids,
For the record I am NOT a little kid hater lol!!!
 
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We now all got to see your second personality looool
Your gonna be like ''if you come with me and dont obey my orders the clowns of heaven will eat you aliiiive'' lol (sowwy Sirk)
heheh okay im done.
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Lol, yes, that's why I work with little children every summer, so I can see them suffer!
XD

I actually really love little kids,
For the record I am NOT a little kid hater lol!!!
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Lol, yes, that's why I work with little children every summer, so I can see them suffer!
XD

I actually really love little kids,
For the record I am NOT a little kid hater lol!!!
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I steal their joy and then put it in a canning jar so I can hear their cries later.
 
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Well I heard something weird in the back of your car the other day... Can it be your missing someone and forgot to get your friend Fred out of the car?

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I steal their joy and then put it in a canning jar so I can hear their cries later.
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I'm gonna grow my beard out starting tonight so that next year I can dress up as santa and then I'm gonna wrap all kinds of boxes as gifts for kids in my community but inside will only be a note that says....."Santa isn't real you little booger eater...your parents lied to you"!!! Bhahahahahaha
 
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Im gonna go down some random guys chimney tonight, who wants to join?
 
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Utah said:
No. I don't have self control. And there are countless ways I protect innocence, contrary to your saying I only know one way.
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There was a question mark... It was a question because your first reaction was to resort to physical violence when someone said something you disagreed with.
 
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Sirk said:
You have been subjected to the nonsense spewer bin....please leave now.,....we are having fun without you.
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Yes, go ahead and think the word of God is non sense... That the commandment of not bearing false witness is somehow gray... and that it's acceptable for a parent to bear false witness to their child... because well, it helps their imagination grow. =/
 
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Matthew 7:13, 14

3 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:


14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.


Smoke said:
Yes, go ahead and think the word of God is non sense... That the commandment of not bearing false witness is somehow gray... and that it's acceptable for a parent to bear false witness to their child... because well, it helps their imagination grow. =/
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