It is my pleasure!
I ate a bug thru a straw once - it was at a restaurant with friends and we were there to buy some pie and beverages. I had asked for a Diet Coke and they served it in an old jar cup they use when serving their beverages as a part of their decor theme of 'old country' . As I had my Diet Coke using a straw I remember the straw was a large diameter version, and "sip- slurp-thump", I crunched what tasted almost sweet all of a sudden. I hadn't noticed but it was a spider. I was so appalled and embarrassed I didn't even say anything to anyone at the table. I ran to the restroom and exited the remains from my coveted orface, yet all the while knowing I had ingested some of the body remains beyond retrieval. I still shriek at the notion of it today. That was when I was a teenager. But it still feels like yesterday. Yikes!