All-Are-Welcome Mingle #4 -- I Need Help Swindling, I Mean Trading, a CC Member for His Grandma's Baked Goods!

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What Should I Offer/Bribe Jacob With to Convince Him to Hand Over those Hand Pies?

  • The chance to sing with his favorite worship band/singer (since he likes to sing.)

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  • A big book full of jokes (since he likes to laugh.)

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  • Other -- What other things do you think would convince him?

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seekingthemindofChrist

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#21
exactly what I was thinking.
You know about them too?

All joking aside, I am a bit of a cupcake connoisseur, but I had honestly never heard of these before Pipp mentioned them. I have even been to a huge cupcake competition, and to the store of someone who won a cupcake competition on TV, and I never saw nor heard of them there either.

I Googled "maple bacon cupcakes near me" earlier today, and nothing came up but a bunch of pancake houses which sell bacon. I would imagine that they taste great, and cupcakes and bacon are truly two of my favorite things to eat.

Well, maybe in the kingdom to come (if I make it in).
 

melita916

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#24
Hold oooooon. It’s my bday week, so all sweets are for me!
 

Pipp

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#25
Moi?

Btw, I love your signature, and I could not possibly agree with it more. True beauty comes from within.
Lol yep. You said you couldn't find the maple bacon cupcakes near you, so maybe I could toss you one in the mail. (It's been done before)
 

seekingthemindofChrist

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#28
Lol yep. You said you couldn't find the maple bacon cupcakes near you, so maybe I could toss you one in the mail. (It's been done before)
As much as I genuinely appreciate your gracious offer, and as much as I suspect that your cupcake would be delicious (Why does that always come out sounding so wrong...?), I am going to have to respectfully decline it. For one thing, and in all seriousness, I would probably weep while eating it. I am sorry, but I truly am a very tender-hearted man, and acts of kindness like you are suggesting really do move me to the point of tears.

As bad as I feel in declining your offer, this is just another indicator (hint...hint...there are other indicators) to me of how sweet a person you genuinely are.

God bless you.
 

seekingthemindofChrist

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#30
@seekingthemindofChrist thank you!
@Pipp I’ll take mine and his. Lol!!!!! I’m greedy.

PS I don’t know what this thread is about.
You are welcome, you can have my cupcake because it is your birthday week, and I have no idea what this thread is about either or how I even got here...lol.
 

Pipp

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As much as I genuinely appreciate your gracious offer, and as much as I suspect that your cupcake would be delicious (Why does that always come out sounding so wrong...?), I am going to have to respectfully decline it. For one thing, and in all seriousness, I would probably weep while eating it. I am sorry, but I truly am a very tender-hearted man, and acts of kindness like you are suggesting really do move me to the point of tears.

As bad as I feel in declining your offer, this is just another indicator (hint...hint...there are other indicators) to me of how sweet a person you genuinely are.

God bless you.
Lol you dont have to apologize for anything ! And thank you for your kind words :)
 

seekingthemindofChrist

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#33
Lol you dont have to apologize for anything ! And thank you for your kind words :)
I probably should not say this (How come I can never find the duct tape when I need it?), but I honestly do not believe that they are merely my kind words. In other words, you are one of the women I was alluding to in the thread that I started yesterday, and I honestly believe that God sees you in the manner in which I described.

Well, now that that is out in the open, I am just going to go and hide under my bed for about 6 months before God has me lay my heart bare on anything else.
lol.
 

seekingthemindofChrist

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#34
What is this thread about anyway?

I should not be allowed access to threads without a written invitation.

lol.
 

seekingthemindofChrist

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#36
Okay.

I finally read the OP.

Well, Jake lost me when he said he does not like spicy food (I like food with a little kick) or seafood, which I absolutely love, but I am right there with him on the meatloaf thing (although I did eat good meatloaf once in my life...my mother's meatloaf was terrible as a child).

Seeing how he likes fishing and sweets, how about a bag of gummy worms...if somebody has not already suggested it?
 

Magenta

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I probably should not say this (How come I can never find the duct tape when I need it?), but I honestly do not believe that they are merely my kind words. In other words, you are one of the women I was alluding to in the thread that I started yesterday, and I honestly believe that God sees you in the manner in which I described.

Well, now that that is out in the open, I am just going to go and hide under my bed for about 6 months before God has me lay my heart bare on anything else.
lol.
I ship... Seeking and Pipp!

Oh, wait, that's a different thread...
.:unsure::giggle:
 

Lynx

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#39
Okay.

I finally read the OP.

Well, Jake lost me when he said he does not like spicy food (I like food with a little kick) or seafood, which I absolutely love, but I am right there with him on the meatloaf thing (although I did eat good meatloaf once in my life...my mother's meatloaf was terrible as a child).

Seeing how he likes fishing and sweets, how about a bag of gummy worms...if somebody has not already suggested it?
I have to agree about the spicy things. I'm allergic to pain. If I want to deliberately inflict pain on myself, I could just hit my thumb with a hammer or stick a fork in my eye or something.