Are You Romantic?

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Susanna

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I don’t get why farts are fun stuff. A fart sounds bad and smells bad. One of the bad things about being around guys is that they find really stupid stuff funny. Farts, slapstick’s, people getting hurt etc etc...oh well lol.
 

oyster67

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(Gotta love the direction this thread has gone in)

I don’t get why farts are fun stuff. A fart sounds bad and smells bad. One of the bad things about being around guys is that they find really stupid stuff funny. Farts, slapstick’s, people getting hurt etc etc...oh well lol.
Pharts are woooonderful! What would we do without them?
 

seoulsearch

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(Gotta love the direction this thread has gone in)



Pharts are woooonderful! What would we do without them?

Probably explode due to internal combustion.

I'm just guessing here, because I'm assuming no one has ever held one in long enough to actually know... :unsure:

Ah. Nothing like a warm, fuzzy talk about romance... that's turned into a philosophical debate over passing gas.:geek:

THIS is what happens to romance, folks! :oops:
 
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Hamarr

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It's like introducing a dutch oven to the relationship?
 
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GtrPkr

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So, what caused the rise of methane in the atmosphere 10 million years ago? Dinosaur farts?
 
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GtrPkr

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The cavemen didn't know how to attach the catalytic converters...
 

christian74

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I’m sharing this from my dads point of view. My parents always seemed blissfully in love. Even during disagreements. That’s the biggest blessing I think God has given me. I grew up in a happy home. My mom has this beautiful soft voice. She used to sing to my brother and I. At bedtime she would sing us Danish lullabies. She would switch from English to Danish. Back and forth during her singing. My dad would stand at the doorway and listen. Sometimes his eyes would be closed. I heard him tell her once that during his deployments her singing was what saw him through. Knowing that while he was away his children where safe and loved. This is one of my favorite memories of my mom. And one of the most romantic things I can imagine. For this strong, tough man to find comfort in my mommas beautiful voice ❤️💕

Thanks for sharing that - for real.

This is somehow unrelated to this thread and what you shared but I feel what I want to share is somehow related:
I believe the best thing you can do to your children, as a father, is to love their mother.

Again, great story!
 

PennEd

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There are 2 F-bombs we never say in our house. With the 1st, I try and use the Biblical "knew". So you don't want me to say, Knew you! For the other F-bomb we say Poofer. don't ask me why, other than the F word sounds ugly.

Oh, and I also hate the word polyp! Doh! I said it!
 

JustEli

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for the record, I do not find farts funny, and always try to pass gas downwind, or in private.
 

Didymous

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I'm wondering what farts have to do with romance? :unsure:
 
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AuntieAnt

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Well... ummm..... I was gonna post something about romance, BUT IT STINKS IN HERE! :rolleyes:

I'll come back later when the gas clears outta the room.
 

Pipp

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Being what the other person needs is romantic....


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Kojikun

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Probably explode due to internal combustion.

I'm just guessing here, because I'm assuming no one has ever held one in long enough to actually know... :unsure:

Ah. Nothing like a warm, fuzzy talk about romance... that's turned into a philosophical debate over passing gas.:geek:

THIS is what happens to romance, folks! :oops:
Makes sense why everyone here is single lol