Phrase often heard in church...going to church and being a christian is like going to mcdonalds and being a hamburger...
or something that doesnt make any sense...!
The other is the helicopter story. About the man who ask for God for help as he is stranded and has all kind of rescue sent but refuses them because he doesnt see or her directly from God.
Otherwise christian cliches are fun to unpick.
We are not all Ned Flanders. I cant believe that his wife died on the Simpsons, when they killed her off that was the end of the show for me. If I recall, Homer became a Catholic at some point, Lisa got into Wicca, and the First church of Springfield was Presby-lutheran and the Reverend Lovejoy and his wife has a horrid spoilt daughter who got Bart Simpson into serious trouble framing him for stealing money from the collection plate.
Only Maggie survived and she wanted to be baptised by Ned Flanders but Homer prevented it. Marge kept her faith though, even though Homer was pretty much an alcoholic. However he did ask God about stuff even when he didnt believe.