Could You Spend 3 Years on a Cruise Ship?

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Would You Be Interested in a 3-Year, 130+ Country Cruise?

  • Do I look like a sardine?

    Votes: 7 29.2%

  • My DNA test came back as "The Little Mermaid (or Man)" -- sign me up!

    Votes: 5 20.8%

  • You see these boots? They're made for walkin' -- and that means on dry land.

    Votes: 5 20.8%

  • Would my favorite hobbies be available? Like underwater basketweaving -- on a ship!

    Votes: 5 20.8%

  • Do I have to actually interact with people, or can I stay in my room all day?

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Arrr, Matey, I have my eyepatch, my pet parrot Polly and my peg leg -- I'm ready to go!

    Votes: 7 29.2%

  • I'm allergic to water -- especially if I'm surrounded by it. (We won't ask about baths or showers.)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • My bath or shower is about as much of an overseas adventure as I can handle.

    Votes: 4 16.7%

  • 3 years of leaving the real world behind? I'll beat you to the dock! Out of my way!

    Votes: 7 29.2%

  • I am afraid of being made to walk the plank. I really hope they make (name someone!) do it instead.

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Total voters
    24
Cold

Cold

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JustAnotherRuth said:
You know, I was just thinking about this in a way. I was thinking that if the circumstances of life allow, maybe I'll do a stint on a cruise-ship as an RN. I mean... why not? I know I would work a lot but also, I would be SO REMOVED from the world around me which I CRAVVVVEEEE...

Also, I voted for someone to walk the plank and it said to pick a name... Merrick Garland... tar and feather first.
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Thanks for not picking me to walk the plank. My room is cozy and I don't plan on leaving any time soon.
 
Lynx

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
#82
Aug 13, 2014
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JustAnotherRuth said:
You know, I was just thinking about this in a way. I was thinking that if the circumstances of life allow, maybe I'll do a stint on a cruise-ship as an RN. I mean... why not? I know I would work a lot but also, I would be SO REMOVED from the world around me which I CRAVVVVEEEE...

Also, I voted for someone to walk the plank and it said to pick a name... Merrick Garland... tar and feather first.
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Howdy and welcome to the forum.

What I hear from comedians who have done cruises, crew quarters really suck! Just so you know.
 
zeroturbulence

zeroturbulence

Senior Member
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Aug 2, 2009
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JustAnotherRuth said:
You know, I was just thinking about this in a way. I was thinking that if the circumstances of life allow, maybe I'll do a stint on a cruise-ship as an RN. I mean... why not? I know I would work a lot but also, I would be SO REMOVED from the world around me which I CRAVVVVEEEE...

Also, I voted for someone to walk the plank and it said to pick a name... Merrick Garland... tar and feather first.
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And you'd be surrounded by happy people. And yes, Garland is a modern day gestapo.
 
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