Date vs Pie
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At work today this one young guy was spending a lot of time on his phone. Finally I asked him what he was doing that was so important and time consuming. He said, "Looking for single ladies." 
After thinking about that for a moment I said, "Actually I think pies beat single ladies, and I'll tell you why. Last night I went down to Dollar Tree (one of those everything's-a-dollar places) and bought a whole case of cookies & cream pie slices, 32 slices. Now I'm happy. Meanwhile you're still looking."
"Also a whole case of those pie slices cost only $32 plus tax. $32 wouldn't even cover your first date. So for price/benefit alone I think pies come out way ahead." (Also I can stay happy with 32 slices of cookies & cream pie for more than a month.)
After thinking about that for a moment I said, "Actually I think pies beat single ladies, and I'll tell you why. Last night I went down to Dollar Tree (one of those everything's-a-dollar places) and bought a whole case of cookies & cream pie slices, 32 slices. Now I'm happy. Meanwhile you're still looking."
"Also a whole case of those pie slices cost only $32 plus tax. $32 wouldn't even cover your first date. So for price/benefit alone I think pies come out way ahead." (Also I can stay happy with 32 slices of cookies & cream pie for more than a month.)
I have also spent a lot of time writting female inmates and I've studied the fine art of the culinary industry, taking both professional cooking and baking.
While a pie is sweet filling and satisfying for desert, and makes a great companion on long lonley nights.
I would argue the that the affection of a woman is far sweeter and more satisfying than that of a pie,
and also a pie cannot be an encouragement or blessing to you, and once it's gone it's gone for ever,
well at least after the bathroom break lol.
While woman can return your affection and adoration. A woman can also be a blessing and encouraging,
Even if she leaves there is always the possibility of her return, as well as the fact that over time massive amounts of sugar from a pie can eventually lead diabetes, high blood pressure, and possibly heart attack and death.
A woman can at times be stressful, can also be there to relieve stress and care for you nursing you back to health.
While I love my pies, I would rather have a woman instead, I would trade all the pies on earth for the love and affection of one special woman.
Fresh and scrumptious?
I couldn't tell if tourist was talking about a pie... or his date (aka, his lovely wife.)
I couldn't tell if tourist was talking about a pie... or his date (aka, his lovely wife.)
I have made lots and lots of apple pies, as they were a weekly dessert staple in our family of thirteen... I saw you posted the recipe for your apple pie once, and if I remember correctly, you said something about lemon juice, whereas we never added lemon juice to our apple pie. It was simply cut up apples placed in the crust, with sugar added top and bottom, as well as cinnamon and nutmeg on top, baked at two different temperatures, one I assume at the end to brown the crust...
