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Dear Peanut Gallery,
It has come to my attention that you are on to me. I humbly admit to having at least (if not more) than 75 violations against me,filed by various CC Members. I would like to say in my defense that...umm..er,well..I'm sorry,I need to compose myself a moment,I apologize...it's just that,wow..forgive me for saying but the Peanut Gallery looks stunning today. Just breathtaking. I'm sorry,I'm just not used to being around such brains AND beauty all confined in one adorably wonderful parcel. So,back to what I was saying...I throw myself upon your mercies. I beg that you would give me one more chance to prove myself,to you as well as the other CCer's...that for less than 75 cents a day,you can feed Shour & I with a hot nourishing meal...together we are strong..we are the world..it's a choice we're makin'. Thank you & God Bless. - iTOREtheSKY
It has come to my attention that you are on to me. I humbly admit to having at least (if not more) than 75 violations against me,filed by various CC Members. I would like to say in my defense that...umm..er,well..I'm sorry,I need to compose myself a moment,I apologize...it's just that,wow..forgive me for saying but the Peanut Gallery looks stunning today. Just breathtaking. I'm sorry,I'm just not used to being around such brains AND beauty all confined in one adorably wonderful parcel. So,back to what I was saying...I throw myself upon your mercies. I beg that you would give me one more chance to prove myself,to you as well as the other CCer's...that for less than 75 cents a day,you can feed Shour & I with a hot nourishing meal...together we are strong..we are the world..it's a choice we're makin'. Thank you & God Bless. - iTOREtheSKY
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Miss Chrissy made up this thread (and those infractions), so what she says goes! And I can't help you... I've already got a lots of complaints against me, so I'm on probation.
*leans in and whispers* But here's a hint. The trenchcoat isn't going to work... Unless it's tan. It would work if it was tan.
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No, you don't. 
I don't like to post on a thread more than a couple of days anyway................zzzzzzzzzzz Unless there are Cheetos hidden in it.
I don't like to post on a thread more than a couple of days anyway................zzzzzzzzzzz Unless there are Cheetos hidden in it.
Wait, now Cheetos are YOUR deal, too? Actually, this is good information.
Step 1: Obtain Red's mailing address
Step 2: Derail her threads, as is standard procedure
Step 3: Apologize by mailing Red cases of Cheetos
Step 4: Watch MeesCreesten go off about how no one sends her Cheetos
Step 5: PROFIT
J
Oh sure, this from the woman who posted an image of a literal trainwreck a half-hour ago that made me cry from laughter.
Wait, now Cheetos are YOUR deal, too? Actually, this is good information.
Step 1: Obtain Red's mailing address
Step 2: Derail her threads, as is standard procedure
Step 3: Apologize by mailing Red cases of Cheetos
Step 4: Watch MeesCreesten go off about how no one sends her Cheetos
Step 5: PROFIT
Wait, now Cheetos are YOUR deal, too? Actually, this is good information.
Step 1: Obtain Red's mailing address
Step 2: Derail her threads, as is standard procedure
Step 3: Apologize by mailing Red cases of Cheetos
Step 4: Watch MeesCreesten go off about how no one sends her Cheetos
Step 5: PROFIT
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