Derailers Anonymous Resisting Temptation(DART)

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Shouryu

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DuchessAimee said:
*leans in and whispers* But here's a hint. The trenchcoat isn't going to work... Unless it's tan. It would work if it was tan.
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What if I told you that it was...clear...?

iTOREtheSKY said:
Dear Peanut Gallery,
It has come to my attention that you are on to me. I humbly admit to having at least (if not more) than 75 violations against me,filed by various CC Members.
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I keep liking his posts to countermand the violations, but I can't click fast enough to keep up! I knew I didn't spend enough time playing Diablo III last summer! Curse my slow mousing finger!

iTOREtheSKY said:
it's just that,wow..forgive me for saying but the Peanut Gallery looks stunning today. Just breathtaking. I'm sorry,I'm just not used to being around such brains AND beauty all confined in one adorably wonderful parcel.
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<Barry White Mode>
Smoooooth talker. He's the maaaan with the plan, ladies...
</Barry White Mode>

iTOREtheSKY said:
that for less than 75 cents a day,you can feed Shour & I with a hot nourishing meal...together we are strong..we are the world..it's a choice we're makin'. Thank you & God Bless. - iTOREtheSKY
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*cue Sarah MacLaughlin soundtrack*
*cue clips Shour and Tore (hey! that rhymes!) looking through the chromed bars of animal cages with sad eyes and quivering lips*
*cue Tore hesitantly reaching out his paw...er, hand towards the camera*
 
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Shouryu

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Jullianna said:
*going to bed and taking my gummies with me*
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Awwww. Don't worry, I'll send gummy bears too and...

*inspiration*

HOLY MOLY I AM A GENIUS GUMMY CHEETOS!!!!

Yeah, I totally just won every award for awesomeness EVAR. Gummy cheetos. Wrap your mind around THAT. I'm adding that to the menu.

*looks back at Jules*

Awww. Central Daylight Time. You ruin my fun. :(

Then again, this thread is less than an hour old, and it already has over 40 replies. Yeah, we blew this one up. ^_^
 
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Jullianna

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*drops a few for Tore on the way out*
 
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arwen83

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Dear Peanut Gallery,

I would like to call attention to Sir Zero The Turbulance for his persistent infractions on my Streams thread. These infractions include persistent violations of Disclaimer Bill 83, written in the introduction of the thread by Lady Arwen, The 83rd.

"The purpose of this thread is to be a journal, and not a conversation thread"- Bill 83

While Lady Arwen has been most gracious with Sir Zero The Turbulance; reminding him a number of times of Disclaimer Bill 83, he has persistently defied her orders.

I would ask The Peanut Gallery to review these present issues, and administer a sentence if thou see it fit.

Sincerely,
Lady Arwen, The 83rd




(Zero, please don't take the serious. I am poking fun :))
 
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Jullianna

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Shouryu said:
Awwww. Don't worry, I'll send gummy bears too and...

*inspiration*

HOLY MOLY I AM A GENIUS GUMMY CHEETOS!!!!

Yeah, I totally just won every award for awesomeness EVAR. Gummy cheetos. Wrap your mind around THAT. I'm adding that to the menu.

*looks back at Jules*

Awww. Central Daylight Time. You ruin my fun. :(
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Yep. Sowwy. Have to drive to Chicago tomorrow to catch a plane to Korea. Will be gone for a few days, so I'm NOT leavin' my gummies! :p
 
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Chrissy77

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iTOREtheSKY said:
Dear Peanut Gallery,
It has come to my attention that you are on to me. I humbly admit to having at least (if not more) than 75 violations against me,filed by various CC Members. I would like to say in my defense that...umm..er,well..I'm sorry,I need to compose myself a moment,I apologize...it's just that,wow..forgive me for saying but the Peanut Gallery looks stunning today. Just breathtaking. I'm sorry,I'm just not used to being around such brains AND beauty all confined in one adorably wonderful parcel. So,back to what I was saying...I throw myself upon your mercies. I beg that you would give me one more chance to prove myself,to you as well as the other CCer's...that for less than 75 cents a day,you can feed Shour & I with a hot nourishing meal...together we are strong..we are the world..it's a choice we're makin'. Thank you & God Bless. - iTOREtheSKY
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Dearest sweet Itore,

Please continue with the sweet talk and the date that you WILL plan.
We will discuss your infractions at that time. The peanut gallery likes
flowers, diamonds, and chocolate if you feel the need to buy her
something.

Also, please inform Duchess that her slate has been wiped clean
for her continual support of our organization.

Warm regards,
The Peanut Gallery
 
DuchessAimee

DuchessAimee

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Shouryu said:
What if I told you that it was...clear...?



I keep liking his posts to countermand the violations, but I can't click fast enough to keep up! I knew I didn't spend enough time playing Diablo III last summer! Curse my slow mousing finger!



<Barry White Mode>
Smoooooth talker. He's the maaaan with the plan, ladies...
</Barry White Mode>



*cue Sarah MacLaughlin soundtrack*
*cue clips Shour and Tore (hey! that rhymes!) looking through the chromed bars of animal cages with sad eyes and quivering lips*
*cue Tore hesitantly reaching out his paw...er, hand towards the camera*
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It's gotta be tan. Everyone knows that trench coats used for nefarious purposes have to be tan.


And this is one of the creepiest and most entertaining things I've read on CC in a long time. You get a gold star, friend.
 
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Shouryu

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arwen83 said:
Dear Peanut Gallery,
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Arwen in da house! (Seriously, I almost posted in my last snarky...thing...that this thread had a serious lack of Arwen and Zero. There were actually five or six names I was gonna call out, but now you joined in and you dragged Zero in with ya.)

arwen83 said:
I would like to call attention to Sir Zero The Turbulance for his persistent infractions on my Streams thread. These infractions include persistent violations of Disclaimer Bill 83, written in the introduction of the thread by Lady Arwen, The 83rd.

"The purpose of this thread is to be a journal, and not a conversation thread"- Bill 83

While Lady Arwen has been most gracious with Sir Zero The Turbulance; reminding him a number of times of Disclaimer Bill 83, he has persistently defied her orders.
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Yeah. He's totally the only one who does that.

*flings a bag of marshmallows at Arwen's head*

Duchess, Tore! Run! I've resorted to direct provocation! This either ends in ruin or awesome!
 
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DuchessAimee

DuchessAimee

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Chrissy77 said:
Dearest sweet Itore,

Please continue with the sweet talk and the date that you WILL plan.
We will discuss your infractions at that time. The peanut gallery likes
flowers, diamonds, and chocolate if you feel the need to buy her
something.

Also, please inform Duchess that her slate has been wiped clean
for her continual support of our organization.

Warm regards,
The Peanut Gallery
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Yeeeessssssssssss! I win! I win! Woohoo! I win!!
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Dear Stunning P.G.
Anytime is the perfect time for me to discuss my infractions with you. You will have my undivided not only then...but many eons thereafter. I would request that you would supply me with the proper information needed,such as favorite types of flowers,brands of chocolates and Carats of diamonds one would desire. I will have my No.2 Pencil in hand eagerly awaiting. I will also tell Duchess the good news & she can finally rid herself of that etch-a-sketch she got in the bargain bin @ toys-R-us 4 years ago! With even warmer regards & hugsssssssssssssssssssss ♥ - iTOREtheSKY
 
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Shouryu

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*looks at the Forum Info on the Singles page to see who's currently online*

Why aren't Rach, the Herder, Megs, and TinTin in on this? This train is out of control.

Belt, I know you're lurking. ^_-
 
zeroturbulence

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arwen83 said:
Dear Peanut Gallery,

I would like to call attention to Sir Zero The Turbulance for his persistent infractions on my Streams thread. These infractions include persistent violations of Disclaimer Bill 83, written in the introduction of the thread by Lady Arwen, The 83rd.

"The purpose of this thread is to be a journal, and not a conversation thread"- Bill 83

While Lady Arwen has been most gracious with Sir Zero The Turbulance; reminding him a number of times of Disclaimer Bill 83, he has persistently defied her orders.

I would ask The Peanut Gallery to review these present issues, and administer a sentence if thou see it fit.

Sincerely,
Lady Arwen, The 83rd




(Zero, please don't take the serious. I am poking fun :))
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Inconceivable!! :p

[video=youtube;ZSSW3YNgzNQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSSW3YNgzNQ[/video]
 
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Chrissy77

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#54
arwen83 said:
Dear Peanut Gallery,

I would like to call attention to Sir Zero The Turbulance for his persistent infractions on my Streams thread. These infractions include persistent violations of Disclaimer Bill 83, written in the introduction of the thread by Lady Arwen, The 83rd.

"The purpose of this thread is to be a journal, and not a conversation thread"- Bill 83

While Lady Arwen has been most gracious with Sir Zero The Turbulance; reminding him a number of times of Disclaimer Bill 83, he has persistently defied her orders.

I would ask The Peanut Gallery to review these present issues, and administer a sentence if thou see it fit.

Sincerely,
Lady Arwen, The 83rd




(Zero, please don't take the serious. I am poking fun :))
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Lady Arwen,

We appreciate your immediate attention to Zero's infraction against your thread
repeatedly. While this goes against your thread rules, we are unable to insert an
appropriate punishment at this time. Instead we would ask that you email Zero
directly regarding this and see if this matter can be resolved amongst yourselves.
If you are unable to come to an agreement please contact us immediately and we
will do what we see fit at that time. If necessary we will require him to derail all
threads over the next year as punishment.

Sincerely,
The Peanut Gallery
 
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Shouryu

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I couldn't resist.

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arwen83

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I like how this thread has transformed to a 'Dear Peanut Gallery' thread

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DuchessAimee

DuchessAimee

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Lady Arwen,


I will happily be your mercenary! I only request that you send someone to take my 200 question lab exam tomorrow. 8:30 am, room 223, and they have to wear scrubs.



Yours truly,



Duchess
 
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