Derailers Anonymous Resisting Temptation(DART)

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iTOREtheSKY

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DuchessAimee said:
And he just turned the lights out to teach from a power point presentation. I'm toast.
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Sweet n Sour Chicken...you're only human!!! What does this monster expect from you????
 
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DuchessAimee

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maxwel said:
I had the hiccups really bad the other day.
I was chatting with this cute girl at the gym, and she was all flirtsy and stuff.
A friend asked her age, and she smiled really big, looked into my eyes, and said...
"I'm 17!"
Well... that SCARED me SO BAD, that my hiccups immediately disappeared!!!

I then did what all men do when they find out they've talking to a 17 year old girl...
I ran away.
: )
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I started college the first time when I was 16, and I pulled crap like that. Be careful. Before you flirt always ask for ID. Especially with females.
 
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OceanGrl

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Gotta love when there's a power point presentation, that always makes my eyelids heavy.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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My eyelids get heavy from too much eye shadow. lol
 
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NukePooch

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DuchessAimee said:
I just finished my 200 question lab exam. And I missed ONE. Sigh. I don't know if I should be proud or disappointed in myself.
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Well, I think you should be VERY proud...however, you do realize that the subject of the one question you missed will be the main focus of the job you get.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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NukePooch said:
Well, I think you should be VERY proud...however, you do realize that the subject of the one question you missed will be the main focus of the job you get.
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You do realize she's fast asleep right now drooling on her desk,right?
 
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Nope, it's break time now. I need some caffeine or I'll pass out during the quiz.
 
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MissCris

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The best way to take a quiz is in your sleep though.

...possibly this attitude contributed to my low grades in high school.

New plan- drink excessive amounts of caffeine and watch how shaky your hand writing gets.
 
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maxwel

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DuchessAimee said:
Nope, it's break time now. I need some caffeine or I'll pass out during the quiz.
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I vote for caffeine.

If God didn't want you to have caffeine, he would have never invented vivarin.
 
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OceanGrl

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MissCris said:


New plan- drink excessive amounts of caffeine and watch how shaky your hand writing gets.
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I've done this a few times for a test, drank a big thing of coffee (which is bleh to begin with) and then got all jittery but was able to ace the test and then afterwords, I'd crash hard and feel blah.


Maybe I should just start actually getting more sleep. lol
 
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Chrissy77

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iTOREtheSKY said:
Yeah 17 & I bet she looks 25. LOL it's so wrong. Did the governement taint the water or something? Why do kids now look older than when we were that age???
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I had a guy ask me that one day. His theory was that there is so much in our food now that it makes people aka girls mature bodily, faster.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Chrissy77 said:
I had a guy ask me that one day. His theory was that there is so much in our food now that it makes people aka girls mature bodily, faster.
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Well all I know is,when I was in school from age 5-14 in grade school...1 girl in the whole school had a body like she was an older high school type girl,so to me it's bizzare to see girls now that are 12 & 13 looking 18...it's just not normal. Even the boys are way taller on the average than when I was growing up..back then you'd have maybe 2 boys in the class that were really tall.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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I could really go for some cocoa pebbles right now...if Shour was here,he'd be sure to have some in his pantry I'd bet. That's where he keeps all the goodness. Unlike MissCris,I bet he'd share. lol
 
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OceanGrl

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Fruity Pebbles are better Tore, as they are fruity... :p
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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OceanGrl said:
Fruity Pebbles are better Tore, as they are fruity... :p
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Yanno what's funny..is I do in fact enjoy fruity pebbles more. I just seem to be having a craving for the chocolate ones now. This too shall pass. lol
 
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MissCris

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I only stopped sharing cuz everyone started thieving mah Chee-tos. So... :p
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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MissCris said:
I only stopped sharing cuz everyone started thieving mah Chee-tos. So... :p
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So now we're using this thread not only to derail,but to justify our sinful greedy nature as well? I guess I'm ok with that. LOL As long as this filth doesn't spill out into other threads.
 
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MissCris

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....

I are speechless now.
 
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