Derailers Anonymous Resisting Temptation(DART)

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SeatBelt

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I had the hiccups really bad the other day.
I was chatting with this cute girl at the gym, and she was all flirtsy and stuff.
A friend asked her age, and she smiled really big, looked into my eyes, and said...
"I'm 17!"
Well... that SCARED me SO BAD, that my hiccups immediately disappeared!!!

I then did what all men do when they find out they've talking to a 17 year old girl...
I ran away.
: )

Typo? I'm thinking so.
 
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SeatBelt

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Yeah 17 & I bet she looks 25. LOL it's so wrong. Did the governement taint the water or something? Why do kids now look older than when we were that age???
My experience seems to be divergent from the norm... they all look SO YOUNG from where I stand.
 

maxwel

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I started college the first time when I was 16, and I pulled crap like that. Be careful. Before you flirt always ask for ID. Especially with females.
I pretty much relegate my flirting SOLELY to females.
: )
 
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Chrissy77

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I could really go for some cocoa pebbles right now...if Shour was here,he'd be sure to have some in his pantry I'd bet. That's where he keeps all the goodness. Unlike MissCris,I bet he'd share. lol
Fruity Pebbles are better Tore, as they are fruity... :p
MMMMMM..... Cereal is great anytime of day!!!
 
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SeatBelt

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wow. I just realized how mean a prior post sounded. iTore, I do hereby apologize for my statement that you would be wearing a muzzle. That was cruel of me and uncalled for. I should not have said that. You and Chrissy are both people I consider to be friends, and I should not say such a thing about either of you, much less about people I dislike. I shall try to speak more upliftingly in the future.
 
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Chrissy77

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wow. I just realized how mean a prior post sounded. iTore, I do hereby apologize for my statement that you would be wearing a muzzle. That was cruel of me and uncalled for. I should not have said that. You and Chrissy are both people I consider to be friends, and I should not say such a thing about either of you, much less about people I dislike. I shall try to speak more upliftingly in the future.
Awww I am sure he realized you were joking and if he didn't then I need to apologize because I
just liked your post.

C'mere Itore and PG will make it all better.:eek:
 
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SeatBelt

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Awww I am sure he realized you were joking and if he didn't then I need to apologize because I
just liked your post.

C'mere Itore and PG will make it all better.:eek:

guess I'm more of a PG-13 :/

Thug hug for iTore
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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LOL..I knew you were teasin' dude...no biggie.But ty for the apology :)
 
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SeatBelt

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i figured you of all people would know i was teasin and likely take it well, but that's still not nice teasing. I prefer to not be cruel and have to nip it in the bud when i spot it.



guess I'm feeling foul from my "ex"wife showing up at church tonight and all the drama that she brings with her.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Ugh..bummer dude. Well yanno if you can hang out with us till Shour get's here,you know he'll turn that frown upside down. lol
 
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Chrissy77

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i figured you of all people would know i was teasin and likely take it well, but that's still not nice teasing. I prefer to not be cruel and have to nip it in the bud when i spot it.



guess I'm feeling foul from my "ex"wife showing up at church tonight and all the drama that she brings with her.
Yeah that can cause a lot of stress on a person. I know when my ex and I split up, I went to
a different church of the same denomination for six months to give us both a breather. When
I did go back it was really hard especially because he has our children on the weekends and
I would see the kids but not be sitting with them. Once in awhile he would let my daughter
come sit with me. That was really hard. Eventually I changed to going to night services and
working Sunday mornings. It was better on everyone but most especially my daughter who
wants to be with me always.
 
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SeatBelt

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I'm gonna do a lil chores round the ole homestead & be back in a few.
After the kids are in bed, you folk are the best company I've got on a lonesome nights like tonight.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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I'm gonna do a lil chores round the ole homestead & be back in a few.
After the kids are in bed, you folk are the best company I've got on a lonesome nights like tonight.
We love you bro & hangin' with ya'..we'll be here. They've locked us in. LOL
 
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SeatBelt

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no... remember, Cheif threw that thing threw the wall and we all walked out...then Aimee tried to steal my shining thunder, but I posted first & with a kitty.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Ohhh yeahhh yer' right. LOL HEY wait a rootin' tootin' minute...yer' done with those chores already Mr.??? lol
 
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adekruif

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When I see or hear the word "dart", all I can think of is a slow car that Dodge makes.
 
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Chrissy77

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no... remember, Cheif threw that thing threw the wall and we all walked out...then Aimee tried to steal my shining thunder, but I posted first & with a kitty.
This must be man talk because all I can say is... huh???
 
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