Don't eat yellow snow - life lessons and other things.

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fizzyjoe

fizzyjoe

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Life lesson#!-Always pay attention to your plate when eating chicken nuggets June bugs have a rare tendency to crawl on plates and feel like chicken nuggets, I actually bit one I thought was a chicken nuggets while I was watching TV, heard a CRUNCH freaked out a bit realized what happened and pitied the June bug because I figured that was a horrible way to die!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂(true story and luckily it didn't my tongue just my teeth blahhh)
 
fizzyjoe

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Life lesson#*-Never roll yourself down a set of stairs there may be a relative that pushes you down the stairs, my cousin pushed me as a kid and I learned my lesson from that.
 
fizzyjoe

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Life lesson#???????!!!!😡😠-Never try using a cheat on a video game that isn't yours with a cheat book that isn't yours especially if you don't know just what will happen and definitely "do not save it"!(used a cheat from a cousin's cheat book for Zelda ocarina of Time that turns a weapon into a bottle turned bombchu into a bottle saved it and he couldn't get the weapon back)
 
blue_ladybug

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Always go pee before you leave home.. ALWAYS

Poop too, if necessary.. lol
 
fizzyjoe

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Always release gas quickly so you do not explode from holding it in!😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
fizzyjoe

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Life lesson#¥-never leave a glass bottle in a freezer for more than an hour.
 
blue_ladybug

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When you leave home, ALWAYS triple check to make sure you have your house keys, wallet, whatever..
 
Lynx

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blue_ladybug said:
Always go pee before you leave home.. ALWAYS

Poop too, if necessary.. lol
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One elderly man said the two things he had learned in his long life were...

Never pass up a chance to use the restroom...

And never trust a fart.
 
Sonflower

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Life lesson #342

This one is particularly useful at the holidays. NEVER and I mean NEVER loan out a southern woman's dishes without her permission. We have a particular attachment to our dishes. I had a family member (who was not from the south) send home my BEST pie plate with another family member to another STATE. Bless her heart...and nope.
 
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Sonflower said:
Life lesson #342

This one is particularly useful at the holidays. NEVER and I mean NEVER loan out a southern woman's dishes without her permission. We have a particular attachment to our dishes. I had a family member (who was not from the south) send home my BEST pie plate with another family member to another STATE. Bless her heart...and nope.
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Well, Jesus loves your family member too😄. But I reckon it’s like my dear old grandma used to say: That old ***, she ain’t got all what belongs to her🤭.

Imagine, literally breaking into your kitchen, stealing your best pie plate, sending it out of state with an accessory to the crime, no doubt a yankee, and she’ll probably lose it as well😂.
 
p_rehbein

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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket.

John Wayne once said:
"Courage is being scared to death - and saddling up anyway."
 
Sonflower

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# 921

Don't forget to put your coffee cup underneath the coffee maker - unless you're just in the mood to clean something up.
 
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