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Have to get your own. I'm just now eating breakfast and... um... weeeeeeell... you need to restock eggs.
Lynx. You were late for breakfast. It's at 6:00-6:01 EST, and it's not 6:44.
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
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It's only 05:48 here.
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
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Lynx. You were late for breakfast. It's at 6:00-6:01 EST, and it's not 6:44.
I am reminded of a Jack Benny/Fred Allen skit. Fred told a bad joke.
JACK: Fred, um... Bob Hope just did that joke in Hollywood.
FRED: I know Jack, but there's three hours difference in time. That joke didn't even get here yet.
JACK: Oh... I thought you were just giving it another chance.
 

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
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Have to get your own. I'm just now eating breakfast and... um... weeeeeeell... you need to restock eggs.
A situation in which a Lynx is in the hen house is never going to end well.
 

BrotherMike

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Just remember that if you put everybody you disagree with on ignore, you are left with an echo chamber. No new ideas are ever introduced to somebody who puts all disagreement on ignore.
Talking to a wall is wonderful!
 

seoulsearch

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I see chickens in Lynx future
Methinks we will have to convince Lynx to change his name...

To Gonzo.

According the caption by this pic, the chickens are actually singing and apparently acting as Gonzo's personal choir.

Talk about hitting multiple -- and literal -- birds with one stone!!!

Just think of it Lynx -- an unlimited supply of not only eggs, but music as well!

 

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
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Talking to a wall is wonderful!
I even drew a face on mine and gave it a name -- Wall-E -- just to keep me company.

Hey, if Tom Hanks did it with a soccer ball, why can't I find a best friend (literally) in a wall?!
 

BrotherMike

Be Still and Know
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Methinks we will have to convince Lynx to change his name...

To Gonzo.

According the caption by this pic, the chickens are actually singing and apparently acting as Gonzo's personal choir.

Talk about hitting multiple -- and literal -- birds with one stone!!!

Just think of it Lynx -- an unlimited supply of not only eggs, but music as well!

Animal was my favorite
 

BrotherMike

Be Still and Know
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Just to be clear...

I didn’t call him a troll

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I said he was trolling.

Trolling is defined as creating discord on the Internet by starting quarrels or upsetting people by posting inflammatory or off-topic messages in an online community.

He didn’t say anything that upset me, but made me wonder...

It’s an opinion and I could be wrong, I have before.

I obviously offended him and the Bible says to go to whoever you offend and apologize so I apologize for offending him.

I will drop this now unless I get a reply 😂
 

Lynx

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T'wern't you Mike.
 

oyster67

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May 24, 2014
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up has the issue.
We all do. That is why we need Jesus every day. We want you to stay, but you need to put your young ladies thingy on the back burner for a while. We love you and Jesus loves you more.
 

oyster67

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May 24, 2014
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have you answered the question i was asking you about ?
i havent found a response ...
Sometimes life is like that. We may not get what we want, but Jesus will provide what we need.

1 Timothy
6:6 But godliness with contentment is great gain.
6:7 For we brought nothing into [this] world, [and it is] certain we can carry nothing out.
6:8 And having food and raiment let us be therewith content.
 

Lanolin

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These singles stalking posts remind me of that character in Willie Wonkas chocolate Factory

Veruca salt

I WANT IT NOW

she gets the whole peanut factory workers looking for the golden ticket. MAKE EM WORK NIGHTS!