Give me bad advice...

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Gojira

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NotmebutHim said:
Post walls of text in the CC forums and/or post numerous Scripture passages without taking breaks to explain your point(s) along the way.

Also be sure to mention that you are bringing the truth and everyone else has it wrong.

As an added bonus, if other members disagree with you on any one point, tell them they're not Christians and you can even use personal insults.

It's that easy!
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I never see this in CC. What world are you living in? :D
 
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Karlon

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leave the seat up girls every time you use the toilet!
 
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Gojira

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Pipp said:
This is exactly what it sounds like.. I want to hear bad advice... maybe its something funny you've seen online, or maybe its advice someone has given you in real life.. lets hear it.... View attachment 252322
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Well, if you ever decide to study wildlife, here's the best way....

Remember to don a lion's costume when you are studying the big cats. Growl and act intimidating when you accost the pride. And, whatever you do, DO NOT BACK DOWN especially after you've initiated the agitation phase. Their responses will be fascinating.
 
Lynx

Lynx

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Gojira said:
Well, if you ever decide to study wildlife, here's the best way....

Remember to don a lion's costume when you are studying the big cats. Growl and act intimidating when you accost the pride. And, whatever you do, DO NOT BACK DOWN especially after you've initiated the agitation phase. Their responses will be fascinating.
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I believe you misspelled "lacerating." And that's the first time I've ever seen it misspelled "fascinating." :p
 
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jennymae

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Gojira said:
Well, if you ever decide to study wildlife, here's the best way....

Remember to don a lion's costume when you are studying the big cats. Growl and act intimidating when you accost the pride. And, whatever you do, DO NOT BACK DOWN especially after you've initiated the agitation phase. Their responses will be fascinating.
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The best way to study wildlife scarier than bunnies is through a tv screen.
 
Lanolin

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talk about yourself, constantly. It's fascinating!
 
Lynx

Lynx

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*Lynx crams a paw in his mouth and walks away quickly before he says something he should not say.
 
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Lynx said:
*Lynx crams a paw in his mouth and walks away quickly before he says something he should not say.
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Me waiting to hear a pop sound like (pops out paw)

 
Lanolin

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Instead of movie popcorn, buy movie carrots. They help you see in the dark.
 
Dropship

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I'm sure God never designed the human gut to live on grass..:)
 
Lynx

Lynx

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Dropship said:
I'm sure God never designed the human gut to live on grass..:)
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Y'know I've often thought that God could have. He could have made us and grass, and us able to eat grass. The world could have been so very, very simple and it would have worked just fine.

But it seems God is an artist.
 
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