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Lynx

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
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seoulsearch said:
Christian guys, go ahead and chase that girl who looks like a model, has an hourglass body, and is the trophy all your friends will envy you for.
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"You may have an hourglass figure baby
But it's later than you think"
 
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KlND

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If the flashlight on your phone doesn't work, take a picture of the sun and use it at night.
 
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Gojira

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seoulsearch said:
Christian guys, go ahead and chase that girl who looks like a model, has an hourglass body, and is the trophy all your friends will envy you for.
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Okay, sounds good!
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
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Gojira said:
Okay, sounds good!
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Pay attention to only the parts that sound good to you or that you agree with; ignore anything you don't want to hear or doesn't fit with what you want.

It's bound to go swimmingly in the end! 🐟🐠🐡

🎣😬🦈
 
Lynx

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
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KlND said:
If the flashlight on your phone doesn't work, take a picture of the sun and use it at night.
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Well I mean... That's not wrong. I've used the glow from my screen to find my way around before.
 
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Gojira

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seoulsearch said:
Pay attention to only the parts that sound good to you or that you agree with; ignore anything you don't want to hear or doesn't fit with what you want.

It's bound to go swimmingly in the end!
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Man... I like the way you think.
 
Lanolin

Lanolin

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Spend all yout time on twitter, its the only reliable source of news if you want to know everything
 
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Gojira

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Sculpt said:
Nice one! That is so funny. I can't tell how many times I was sitting with folks at a picnic table and someone sitting with us violently swaps at a bee....

It's like dude... you either kill it, leave it alone, or gently shoo it away. If you swat at it without killing it, you're just going to get someone stung... maybe someone with a deathly allergy.

I gently shoo bees away, and they leave. I don't know why, but they get difference. Plus cucumber skins and peppermint keep bees away.
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Actually, I've smacked bees and they take off.
 
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Karlon

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if you are stopped by a cop & he asks you for your information, say, "for your information, my information is none of your information:"!!!
 
Mem

Mem

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Sep 23, 2014
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Gojira said:
Why? One works fine. Besides, I don't want to kill the thing unless I have to.
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One landed on the back of my hand and I was totally okay with it, except that its biggest mistake was doing so with my airhead bestie beside me. She panicked and smacked it, not off my hand but onto it. Then my hand swelled up into a balloon hand.
 
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Gojira

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Mem said:
One landed on the back of my hand and I was totally okay with it, except that its biggest mistake was doing so with my airhead bestie beside me. She panicked and smacked it, not off my hand but onto it. Then my hand swelled up into a balloon hand.
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Yikes
 
Lanolin

Lanolin

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Drive on the right side of the road
 
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