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seekingthemindofChrist

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If you are looking to make new friends, then post your religious beliefs in the BDF.

People are very welcome and loving there.

You might even get invited to a barbecue.

Sure, you might be what is for lunch, as you are attached to a pit and slow-roasted over an open flame, but at least you will not catch a chill.
 

Lanolin

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wheat is a grass and so is corn...and rice

You can eat different kinds of grass but you can also eat grass-fed beef thats already been chewed up four times and turned into meat...
 
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Meat was not a given in the diet until after the flood.
In that case everybody has been free to tuck into meat ever since the Ark docked..:)
In my younger days I was in a cycling club and during long-distance rides my tum was screaming out for meat, so at the next grocers I went in and stuffed my rucksack full of pork pies, sausage rolls, corned beef, ham, meat slices, you name it..:)
Below: me in my glory days-

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Lanolin

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Don't the tour de France cyclists tuck steak into their lyrcras to prevent sore backsides. Thats what I heard.
 

seoulsearch

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Don't the tour de France cyclists tuck steak into their lyrcras to prevent sore backsides. Thats what I heard.
I guess Sunday dinner with the cyclists is out.
Are you kidding?

Why do you think they're carrying those steaks in their shorts?

For ultimate tenderization, obviously.

Stop on over late Sunday afternoon and I'll bet they'll serve up the most savory steaks you've ever had.

Me?

I'll just stick to the potatoes, thanks.
 

Karlon

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to save money on wash cloths, towels, soap, shampoo, conditioner, time, wear & tear on pipes & electricity, shower once a year, ON YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!
 

Lynx

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Are you kidding?

Why do you think they're carrying those steaks in their shorts?

For ultimate tenderization, obviously.

Stop on over late Sunday afternoon and I'll bet they'll serve up the most savory steaks you've ever had.

Me?

I'll just stick to the potatoes, thanks.
Now I find another limitation in these forum reactions: No barfing face reaction.
 

seoulsearch

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Now I find another limitation in these forum reactions: No barfing face reaction.

You mean like this one?

:sick::sick::sick:

It's up there... And I appreciate that the forum version is much less graphic (therefore less triggering to my sensitive stomach) than most others.
 

Lynx

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You mean like this one?

:sick::sick::sick:

It's up there... And I appreciate that the forum version is much less graphic (therefore less triggering to my sensitive stomach) than most others.
It's in the ones you can put in your own post. It's missing from the ones you can leave on another's post.
 
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Bad Advise: I heard soda tastes better if you drink it through your nose, why don't you try it?
 

Lanolin

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Ride your bike in the dark and rain on the motorway in Auckland its really fun

Or if you cant ride a bike, do a carathon.

Its like a marathon, but in a car. If you make it to the end you win....bragging rights to other Aucklanders to say you made it to work on time.
 

posthuman

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if you brush your teeth with hot-glue, any bits of food between them will stick to it...
 
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I advise you to hot glue large handfuls of old used floss onto a sponge and use it for scrubbing. Clean dirty things with dirty things, two wrongs can make a right, ya know?
 

ChrisTillinen

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Humans once tamed wolves to make cute pet doggos, so there's no reason why you can't do the same. No point in paying for a dog. Find a wolf cub in the wild and take it home. But be considerate enough to let its mama see that you're leaving with her cub so that she has a chance to say goodbye. This tip is also applicable to other species like bears, wolverines, and cougars.
 

justahumanbeing

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Here's one I got from a work colleague. If you don't like being single, marry anyone willing to marry you. Doesn't matter if they don't match your expectations. Just get on with life after :/ IMO that's super bad advice... there you go.
 
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jennymae

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Here in Northern Norway bears are common. If you encounter one just lay down and play dead and they will not eat you.