I don't get the 500 miles + 500 miles reference but that
does = 1000 miles and there was definitely a song about that in the 90s.
...and I took it seriously at the time
♫ cuz u no eyed wok a thousand miles if I could just c yew...♫
Oh and since this is Sesame street.
I saw this picture when they were talking about cancelling the show or cutting funding to PBS years and years ago and found it amusing
tis not my photo so credit to whomever.
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also you may try typing 123 in the GPS and see if that works haha.