Guide to Women: Enjoy!

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Miri

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Red hot woman. Lol

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Galatea

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Two things stood out to me: (1) red heads are in the "danger zone". :( (2) Men think that a woman has to be an '8' to be marriage material :(

This was rather depressing.

Such is life.
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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Galatea said:
Two things stood out to me: (1) red heads are in the "danger zone". :( (2) Men think that a woman has to be an '8' to be marriage material :(

This was rather depressing.

Such is life.
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The 1-10 scale for hotness is rather subjective, so I wouldn't put much stock in that. As for being a redhead - that one is absolutely true. Red heads absolutely are in the danger zone. Especially if coupled with an abundance of freckles and very pale skin. Danger, danger, danger.
 
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Galatea

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Yahweh_is_gracious said:
The 1-10 scale for hotness is rather subjective, so I wouldn't put much stock in that. As for being a redhead - that one is absolutely true. Red heads absolutely are in the danger zone. Especially if coupled with an abundance of freckles and very pale skin. Danger, danger, danger.
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Well, I don't have freckles- but very pale skin. So I guess I am just danger, danger.
 
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17Bees

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Galatea said:
Well, I don't have freckles- but very pale skin. So I guess I am just danger, danger.
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This is what I think Yahweh meant. I'll put it in a sentence for you. "Redheaded girls won't have nothin' to do with me dang 'er. Dang' er Dang 'er Dang'er.
 
maxwel

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Galatea said:
Two things stood out to me: (1) red heads are in the "danger zone". :( (2) Men think that a woman has to be an '8' to be marriage material :(

This was rather depressing.

Such is life.
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I concur with Yahweh_is_gracious, redheads are definitely bad news.
It's like God just decided, "I'm going to paint these girls red, like a danger sign... just for easy identification. "

And the numerical scale for hotness is very subjective.
I might prefer girls with 1 giant eyeball and green skin... it's all a matter of taste.
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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17Bees said:
This is what I think Yahweh meant. I'll put it in a sentence for you. "Redheaded girls won't have nothin' to do with me dang 'er. Dang' er Dang 'er Dang'er.
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No sir, that is not what I meant. Not even close.
 
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renewed_hope

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Yahweh_is_gracious said:
The 1-10 scale for hotness is rather subjective, so I wouldn't put much stock in that. As for being a redhead - that one is absolutely true. Red heads absolutely are in the danger zone. Especially if coupled with an abundance of freckles and very pale skin. Danger, danger, danger.
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It makes me wonder what he thinks about women with blonde hair and blue eyes.....
 
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The video was very enlightening. I married a 5 crazy and a 8 hot.
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious said:
I also am not looking for a relationship. In fact, I am militant in my avoidance of them at this point in my life. However, some things are not entirely in my control, and I can't say for certain that at some point in the future that I won't meet some woman who just leaves me breathless with how awesome she is.

I used to be really attracted to the good looking women, but it wasn't mutual. There have been women over the years who were attracted to me, but it wasn't mutual. The women I ended up in relationships or marriages with were compromises about a lot of things and they were "good enough". Good enough was NOT good enough. I can settle for a lot of things in this life, but love is NOT one of them. Love had better knock my socks completely off or it just isn't worth it.

I cannot fathom getting married again, so I'd be looking for a platonic companion if anything. A gal-pal.
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You might want to consider a woman who is in the fun zone.
 
seoulsearch

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I just have 2 questions:

1. When do we get to see the version of this chart that tells us about the men? :cool:

2. Does dyeing your hair red (I used to a long time ago) automatically place a woman in the Danger Zone by default? :confused:
 
Lynx

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That bottom unit looks like a compressor I was trying to set up in the church sound booth... Finally got it working just right, but I have no idea how I did it.
 
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Ariel82

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I know some of you men need this guide to help you understand what a marriageable women is like. Women, watch at your own risk! LOL If it is not embedded, please click on the link!


[video]https://youtu.be/vwbKYcBdVyk[/video]
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Wait did He just say there is no such thing as a woman who isn't at least 4 crazy?

I thought I would post on the only thread that survived the flood.
 
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Susanna

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Lynx said:
That bottom unit looks like a compressor I was trying to set up in the church sound booth... Finally got it working just right, but I have no idea how I did it.
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Judging from this thread that is exactly how a man can be able to handle us. Lots of work, care and attention...and yet you men will never get to know what really made you hit it off with us...EVEN IF WE'RE SPELLING IT OUT FOR YOU LOL:p jk.
 
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Miri

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The bible is thinner, it's mostly about men - even fewer understand that :p
 
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Flexymandy

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lol please what about guide in anticipating men.If theres anything like that.i think i need it to avoid certain mistakes.
 
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Both videos were funny. I can tell you from experience, guys he's right about nutso's. Stay away from crazy woman, no matter how attractive.
 
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