I worked for a dessert place and never wanted to order from anywhere else just to spare the guys in the back from having to make it lol. Never again will I complain about the time it takes to get my food.
I always have a lot of sympathy for people working in the food business because because I know it's a grueling industry. I don't eat out often but I always try to tip well (unless the service was unusually terrible) because I know everyone there is most likely slaving away, and they're doing jobs I would never have to tolerance to do.
I've always believed that if a person can read, they can cook (and even then, I know some people cook by "feeling" and not recipes, and that's even more awesome.) I think I COULD cook fairly decently if given the time and money. I've found some really healthy recipes... that have really ridiculous ingredients. For instance, most of the vegan/raw food dessert recipes I've seen use mass amounts of, let's say, 3 kinds of raw nuts, and I don't know about other areas, but around here, those babies are $8+ a pound.
One of my dirty little secrets is that I actually enjoy watching cooking shows. But 99.9% of the time I have NO interest in what they're making. Rather, I watch them for tips on how to use or prepare the ingredients.
Back when I was married, my proudest culinary moments included stuffed sole (I don't like most fish, but it was my then-husband's favorite... though true food people would have shunned it because it used a sauce made with cream-of-mushroom canned soup--sorry, Catherder!), and a lasagna from a "real Italian" cookbook that used bechamel sauce instead of ricotta and mozzarella. Truthfully... I like the good old cheese-upon-cheese version better.
Personally, I am a carb freak and actually have to force myself to consume protein... But if given my way, I could easily live on bread, pasta, cheese, and dessert. But for several years now, I've tried to limit my carbs in an effort towards weight management.
P.S. Nautilus (and other various talented cooks here)--if we all lived closer, I would GLADLY hire you all to cater a CC dinner. That would be totally epic!!!
Abing, your story totally made me smile (and sounded WAY too familiar!!!)
You definitely get an A for effort!