Alright folks, pick one from the left side and one from the right, whichever combo gets the most votes and I'll get it legally changed. I'll tell the judge some kind folks on the internet gave me the name. Write-ins accepted.
First names: Last names:
Juan {} Foobley
Burt {} Dinger
Spreedly {} Cougher
Dooper {} Germany
Farley {} Darnlet
Hamlet {} Campbell-Hausfeld
Buttley {} Jimmers
Fillburhousen {} Wheelbarrow
Gorman {} Footcorn
Oinkey {} Smith